| You are in Cave #4a.
"I was heading toward Cave #14!" you complain. "Sorry!" says the voice of a construction elf. "Construction detour error! You got to understand -- 'fourteen' and 'four-A,' they sound almost the same!" You'll be glad when we leave the Dark Ages behind and enter the coming Age of Light, when there will no longer be wars or oppression, and universal literacy will be the rule, and everything will be written down so that tunnel construction instructions will never be confused again. |