| DO NOT AIM ARROW AT SELF WHEN SHOOTING. DO NOT RUN WITH ARROW. DO NOT SWALLOW ARROW. DO NOT POKE ARROW IN YOUR EYE. DO NOT STICK ARROW THROUGH ONE EAR AND OUT THE OTHER IN A RATHER PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO PROVE YOU ARE 'A WILD AND CRAZY GUY.' DO NOT SPILL STEAMING HOT COFFEE ONTO LAP WHILE RIDING A HORSE AND HAVING ARROW ANYWHERE WITHIN A HUNDRED MILE RADIUS. DO NOT DO ANYTHING ELSE THAT CAN GET US INVOLVED IN YET ANOTHER FRIVILOUS LAWSUIT. |