Knight's Quest 
Maybe it was a Dark Ages Bus.  A big oxen-drawn haywagon that people ride on.  And when they get to their stop, they pull a cord like they just sank a hole in one. 

"You have caused a light to burst in my head." 

"You know, the comment in the first link can be taken two ways." 

"Golf wasn't around during the Dark Ages, but I'm just going to be quiet now." 

"Hey -- I'm passing my mouse cursor over these links and they all go to the same place!" 

 
Hosted by www.Geocities.ws

1