| "May I borrow your
cloak?" the farmer asks.
You give him the cloak. He throws it over the fox, then wraps and ties up the fox in it. (NOTE TO ANIMAL RIGHTS PEOPLE: the fox is really a guy in a fox suit -- so no animals were abused in this production. And the fox suit is made of artificial fur. No letters, okay?) He takes the animals across the river, one at a time. Then he comes back and takes you. "I don't understand," you say. "You couldn't take yourself and more than one small animal at a time over the river on this boat. But now you're taking yourself and a full-sized human at the same time!" "Are you paying for this ride?" the farmer asks. "No . . . . " When you get to the other side, you ask for your cloak back. When you get to the other side, you offer to let him keep the cloak. |