I collect quotations.� My one interesting work, I suppose.� I find that taken out of context, they are funnier than there were in context.� Some are examples of idiocy, others are sad reminders of society, and some just are wierd.� Enjoy this SECOND page of quotations.

Quotations, from earliest to latest, undated.�

Ms. Hoberg is a Blistex addict!-Me
PEA SOUP!-Me
Thumbtacks are very addictive-classmate
Always forgive your enemies.� Nothing annoys them as much.-Oscar Wilde
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.-Oscar Wilde
Nothing makes one so vain as being told one is a sinner.-Oscar Wilde (I like the way this guy thinks!)
[I] burned the plant and we've been laughing about it ever since.- Mrs. Cremers
Great.� We have deperssed shrimp.-Me
You're all swirly.� Wanna fuck?-Cuddles, from the Sith Academy , story XIX.
I like people.� Juicy people. Stir 'em in a pot, uhn!-Alexis
Friends help friends move.� Real friends help friends move bodies.-Alexis
I really could never do anything to hurt you, not purposefully anyway.-Spike-chan (I love him!)
I took 15 from you and you'll never get this back...-Orgy
The unreflected life is not worth living.-Socrates
Online, we're all the same.-Me
In the Beginning was the fish.� And the fish was without gills.� And the fish said [insert choking sound here].� And so���� endeth, the first day of Creation.-Dad
I'd miss you, pookie!-Aila (She's the only one EVER allowed to call me 'pookie'.� And then only grudgingly.)
This is the pen. Give me the poems and nobody gets hurt.-Robin
Memory says, 'I did that.'� Prides replies, 'I could not have done that.'� Eventually, Memory yields.-Nietzsche.�
I think that birds just jump really hight and the earth just moves, and they go places!�� Look, in an hour I'll be over there!-classmate.�
We're an orange-Carol Ann
It's a gypped chipped tic tac!-Carol Ann
Dont' you love it when you hug your grandmother and mothballs fall out of her pockets?-classmate.�
Gruesome, two-headed death.-Blake.�
I'm totally relaxed, I don't care if it's the queen of England or a hooker on the street, or any of the spectrum of women in today's society-Liam Neeson, re: women.�
Shave your eyelids?-Me
I am a contaminant?-Me
We'd have to fight over her-Liz (for those of you who know about this )
She's beating me with her toast!-classmate
Give me my bread!-classmate
Here's Mr Stick-Figure.� Mr Stick-Figure has an erection.� Here's Mr Stick-Figure's friend. See?-Me, explaining boyxboy sex
I don't have any blood in m body and yet it comes out!-Carol Ann
I hated a girl named Chrissy in 6th grade!-Mrs. Cremers
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it's true love. If it doesn't, hunt it down and kill it.-Mr. Shugrue.�
[Sushi], if I wasn't going out with Tim, I'd kiss you!-Carol Ann
Insert Sushi here.-Me
Hey, stuff happens!-Mrs. Lindsay, re: Stonewall Jackson's death
AS-TRO-TURF-Lucas
Is he still dead?-Car Talk
Now that I don't sound like a rabid goth, I'll try writing this again!-Me (in an english paper, no less!)
If Hitler had 3 scoops of sugar in his coffee instead of 2, would he have still attacked Poland?-Dad
Peace, Love, and Chicken, bawk bawk!-classmate
Some people pray to God.� I pray to Joe Pesci.-classmate
Ugh, that was horrible!� Give me another!-classmate
He's got maggots and stuff in his pants-classmate, re: another classmate
Oh, [Sushi], you goth-queen you!-Carol Ann (I removed my name, in favour of my pseudonym.� So sue me.)
Pardon me, sir, while I burst into flame-Incubus
Suuuuure-Assad
Friends don't let frinds drive naked-Assad
I have nothing to wear, so wear nothing-Assad
I have no pants! I have no pants!-Assad (no, I don't know what he was on.� If I did, I'd get you some.)
'I hate life.' ... 'Life hates you too' ... '...I feel better now.'-Me & Lucas talking
Genius is next to madness.-Dad
HagenMuffin, ja.-Hagen (He was rolling his eyes and doing that nod/smile thing)
Don't act like [Sushi]-Teacher
Bloodsports are fun...-Me
Hey James, I'll let you suck me off!-classmate
Oh, you think you're funny-James, re: previous statement
I love you Spike!-Me
Eeny Meeny Miney moe, pick the best one by the toe!-Mr Shugrue
How can you tell it by it's toe?-Me re: previous statement
They stuck a feather up their butt and flew, I don't know!-Mr. Shugrue
Almost only counts in horseshoes, grenades and nuclear attacks-Lucas
Schpuncter?-Lucas
I am speared by the movement, I mean I am moved by the spirit-Dad
Slurpslurp!-classmate
Burn me and call me Sally!-classmate

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