_____If you had to choose:

Be constantly depressed OR constantly afraid?

Having to take place in a farting free-for-all contest OR Having to engage in a booger fling-fest?

Washing Justin's post-concert laundry OR Picking up Xtina's tour bus trash?

Chowing down a stick of butter OR eating a bowl of ketchup?

Going out in your birthday suit for Halloween OR dressing as a turkey ALL Thanksgiving week?

Show up noticeably drunk on a national TV show OR roaring drunk at you child's college graduation?

Always have to write with your bad hand OR always have to write with your eyes closed?

Be trapped in jail with a guard who hates you OR with a cell mate who hates you?

Have regular encounters with aliens and not have any proof OR have your best friend be invisible?

Always spit when you talk OR always be spit on when spoken to?

Spend a week at school in your underwear OR attend two classes completely nude?

Always show up 20 minutes late for everything OR always show up 90 minutes early for everything?

Eat one small hotel bar of soap OR six sticks of butter?

Bang your funny bone five times in a row until it's not funny anymore OR listen to somebody scrape nails down a chalkboard for 20 minutes?

Everything you eat burnt OR everything you eat cold?

Working for your sister/brother OR your best friend?

Have to learn sword swallowing OR fire eating?

Wearing your bed sheet to school OR Donning a prom dress to class?

Going through Ashton's trash OR Eating Shakira's leftovers?

Performing the talent show in your underwear OR Running naked down the hallway at school?

Have your husband/wife be disappointed in you OR have your kid be disappointed in you?

Always feel like your gonna sneeze but never sneeze OR hit your funny bone every 15 minutes?

Live in a world without grass OR roads?

Super glue your eyes shut OR super glue them open?

Having a HUGE zit on your first date OR Having a HUGE zit for your first day of school?

Your dad in a Speedo OR your mom in a thong? (yes you have to see!)

Having really greasy hair OR having really bad dandruff?

Living next door to your principle OR living across the street from you least favorite teacher?

Having a booger hanging out of your nose in public OR having food stuck in your teeth in public?

Your dog licking your tongue after cleaning its self OR your dog licking your tongue after hocking p phlegm?

Having a unibrow OR having a mustache?

Vomiting on your crush OR your crush vomiting on you?

Good Charlotte breaking up OR breaking up with a member of Good Charlotte?

A wet sneeze and no tissue OR a cough with no cough drops?

Hating your crush's ex OR Your crush hating your ex?

Be thought as intelligent OR street smart?

Age from only the neck up OR age from only the neck down?

Never look healthy OR never feel healthy?

Have a see-through nose OR entirely white eyeballs?

Not eat for three days OR not sleep for three days

Have to put to sleep five puppies you just got OR a dog you've had for a year?

Marry a whiner OR marry a bully?

Be very clumsy OR very forgetful?

Experience the Titanic OR the Hindenburg?

Thanks to J14 magazine, Twist Magazine, and Kenekila.net 

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