_____Top 15 Things To Do While In Wal-Mart
[1] Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when
they aren't looking.
[2]
Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
[3] Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
[4]
Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in
Housewares," and see what happens.
[5] Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
[6]
Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
[7] Set up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers
you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.
[8]
When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't
you people just leave me alone?"
[9] Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you
pick your nose.
[10] While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if
he/she knows where the anti-depressants are.
[11] Dart
around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission:
Impossible.
[12]
In the Auto Department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
[13] Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through it, say,
"PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!"
[14]
When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and
scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
[15] Go into a fitting room and yell really loud, "Hey! We're out of
toilet paper in here!"
I got these in the email a long
time ago, I don't remember from who.