_____Jack and Jill

(#1)

Jack and Jill went up a hill,
to smoke some Marijuana.
Jack got high unzipped his fly,
and Jill said "I don't wanna."

(#2)

Jack and Jill went up a hill,
to have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot her pill,
and now they have a son.

(#3)

Jack and Jill went up a hill,
to have a little fun.
Stupid Jack forgot his cap,
and now they have a son.