_____Embarrassing Moments

• My friend and I were going to this party. We spent hours picking out the right clothing to wear since both of the guys that we liked were going to be there. I decided to wear my new white Capri pants with a very cute halter-top. We got to the party and were hanging out, when one of my friends came up to me and whispered, "I think you need to go to the bathroom now!" Not knowing what she was talking about, I went to the bathroom to discover that I had gotten my period for the very first time! Everyone was talking about it including the guy I liked. Why me?
  
• Everyday at camp we had free time to go to the lake and swim. There were about 20 of us hanging out, and I was wearing a bikini. There's this little ledge that you can jump off, so we were all taking turns jumping off and doing crazy dives. When it was my turn I decided that I would impress people with my back dive. I did it perfectly, and everyone was clapping -- until I got out of the water -- then their claps turned to laughter. My top came off and there I was, just hanging out! I ran to the bgathroom and one of my friends retrieved my top, but I wouldn't come out until everyone left. I was sooo embarrassed!
  
• I was on a date with my boyfriend. We decided we would go to the movies and then grab a bite to eat. It was really romantic, and we were having such an awesome time. When our date was over, he drove me back to my house, walked me to my door, and we started kissing. My knees must have been knocking really loud, because my father opened the door and started chasing after him! Not only did I get in trouble, but the next day, my boyfriend told everyone what happened. I was so humiliated and to this day my boyfriend refuses to come to my house in fear of my father.
  
• A few of my friends and I decided to go to the mall and shop for clothes. As we were walking, I turned around and noticed that my crush was behind us with some of his friends. My friends and I were talking about guys and one of them said "Hey Sharon, do you still like Rob?" I froze...and the next thing I hear is Rob's friends laughing and chanting, "Ooooh, Sharon likes you," and "Sharon and Rob...sitting in a tree..." You know how the rest goes. My friends kept apologizing, but there was nothing she could do to erase the red glow from my cheeks.
  
• I wanted to look bigger on top for a pool party I was invited to, so I ripped the shoulder pads out of one of my mom's jackets and stuck them in my bikini top. When I got to the party, I jumped right into the pool. As soon as I got out, my friend Joe walked over and said, "Hi, hot stuff!" and gave me a hug. Suddenly, my chest felt really wet -- the foam from my pads were fusing water. They soaked it up like sponges. Then, when Joe let go of me, I looked down and saw the pads had shifted and were bulging out of my suit. He smirked and said, "Well, it's alwasy good to have life preservers n deck." Boy was I busted!
  
• One of my best guy friends has a total hottie for a brother. Every time I call his house, I hope his brother answers the phone, but he never does. Well, I thought it was my lucky day when he finally did. It seemed weird that he answered, but I was way too excited to think twice about it. So I chatted him up in my sexiest, most flirtatious voice. Later that week, I saw my friend and his brother the hottie at tennis practice. When they saw me, they started laughing hysterically. When I finally got them to tell me what was so funny, my friend blurted out, "Are you trying to get with my brother or our uncle?" It turned out it hadn't been the hottie on the phone after all, but his 35 year old uncle. Gross!
  
• I was at the mall with my new boyfriend walking through a department store. We headed for the back of the store where nobody could see us. All of a sudden, I looked up and noticed my mom a few feet away from us, trying a bra on over her shirt and looking ridiculous. She's weird like that. I was just about to grab my boyfriend and leave before she saw us because I knew she would want to meet him. Too late! She noticed and hurried over to talk to us, having no idea that she was still wearing the bra. My mom was the only one who wasn't embarrassed!
  
• My friends and I were chillin' in the back of the local skating rink where all the cute boys dance and hang out. Suddenly, I spotted this really fine guy that goes to my school. I wanted to impress him, so my friends and I came up with the idea to have a dance contest to show off our skills. I think I'm a pretty good dancer, so I wanted to go first. As crouched down to bust a move, my tight capri pants split right down the butt and the hot boy saw my polka dot underwear! He was laughing so hard at me. I was so embarrassed that I ran to the bathroom and stayed there until my mom came to pick me up.
  
• One day after lunch, my crush asked me to hold his lemon-lime Gatorade in my pocket for him because we aren't allowed to take food or drinks out of the cafeteria. Well, he must have not screwed the cap all the way back on because it leaked all over me and made it look like I had peed my pants. My crush was the first one to say something and asked me if I had had an accident. I looked down and realized what had happened. I called home to get a new pair of pants, but no one was home. So I had to go through the rest of the day with everyone making fun of me. I don't really have a crush on that guy anymore.

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Thanks to random magazines including YM, J14, Twist, and random sites.  

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