_____Top 10 Things to do During a Boring Movie
1. Wear a
top hat.
2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
3. Go, "Oooooh..."
whenever anyone kisses.
4. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
5. Make a noise
like your passing gas and go, "Ahhh..."
6. Starting wheezing and ask the person next to you if you can have some Juijy
Fruits for you asthma.
7. During the
previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
8. Whenever the badguy is doing something devoius, say, " Watch
out!"
9. Laugh very
loudly at all the corny jokes.
10. Tell the man selling popcorn that the girls bathroom is flooding.
11. Yell out what
is going to happen.
12. Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea and wink while smiling.
13. Wear a cape and
when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run
away.
14. Yell, "Fire!" and moon the people coming through the exit.
15. Say that they
cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
I found these somewhere a long
time ago, and thought they were hilarious.