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This is just a bunch of crap about me as if anyone cares. I know what you were thinking when you came to this site, "ooo, pictures :~D" and isn't that just shallow of you. And on that note, this page is nothing but a bunch of pics of me and my friends and my dogs. I'd say enjoy, but I know you've already desperately hit "Back" about ten times to get the hell off this site so screw you too. But for those of you who stayed, thanx.

.....bitches

The picture came out pretty well considering that i took it. (that's where my arm is going [to the camera, duh])

That's Joe. He should never ever have sugar.

That's Vien., her husband don't like me.

Dis is Savana. She likes to hit Joe.

Satan, your lord and master, commands you to spill the blood of the innocent!

Some of my friends think I look like a model in this picture. I hate models.

Jo: "ooooo soda and food less important now" *drool* (but not that much less knowing him)

That's me. You would know that from the above if you were paying attention.

Joe looks like he has something on his mind doen't he? That sick bastard.

and everywhere i look, ugly, ugly animals

That's Ramses. Isn't he lazy?

My neck looks weird in this one.

Meet Gatorpig. Even a DNA sequencing engineer couldn't figure out what kind of freak of nature this thing is. Similar to Ram, she's so ugly she's cute.

I'm not sure what this one's about...
I think I might have been thinking about food. Not quite sure.

My God. I wouldn't blame you if you insisted on sunglasses. But seriously, I reflect more light than the mirror in the Hubble telescope.

That's my dog, Casey getting a bath. He didn't speak to me for a week.

Are the arrows getting annoying yet? Good.

You're probably wondering why I'm in the middle of the desert in this one. Oh, er you wanted me to tell you? Well too bad, e-mail me and take a guess if you're so obsessed, geeze.

I like shinny objects.

You would think that would hurt but...

When one has a stomach flu, boy do you know it.

Aren't they cute. That is when they're not getting into the garbage when no one's home. But they're still cute.

Brook.

Alberto.

If you can't guess by now there's no help for you.

There was yelling after I took this one. For some odd reason, beyond my comprehension, girls don't like their picture taken while eating. Hmmm, weird.

Dat's Amanda. Gatorpig is her dog. Anyone else think it's true what they say about dogs and their owners?

That's Amanda's friend who don't like me very much. She looks like she's good at rolling a joint huh?

Man, she's gorgeous isn't she?

... and you're ugly.

Back

You know you're ready to get the hell off this piss poor site.

.....bitches

Name: Alex, Zane, Chris, & Xander. It depends on who you talk to.
Pen Name: EndlessAsgard
Blood Type: hell if I know
Gender: Male
Age: 19
D.O.B.: 12/17/84
Religion: what's that?
Signs: Sagittarius, Rat
Place of birth: Tucson, AZ
Currently residence: Tucson, AZ (I'll never escape)
Hobbies: Durrrr... gee i'm not sure. i might draw once in a while and scribble some words on the comp.
Favorite colr: Blue

His apron was a gift from my sister one father's day, it says "#1 Sunday Chef" which is ironic because he burns everything he touches.

My father and I at thanksgiving, it got violent...

It looks like I'm winking almost but I'm actually going blind...

My mother and I.

If you look closely, you can see a palm tree...

A kinda blurry picture of me in my mother's kitchen. The lighting is nice.

It's too bad this picture was taken a half a second later because we're about to hit each other really hard.

...and when you stand in this stance it's harder for them to kick you because they're too busy rolling around on the ground laughing at you. and that's when you step on their face.

By now, if you're any sort of smartish, you have concluded that I'm a martial artist as well as just a regular one (artist[duh].)

These three (the pictures that are obviously taken in the same place, morons...) are pics from a martial arts demonstration at a street fair. Ya can't tell but it was about 55 degrees out, it rather sucked ass.

Mary Gelsinger

Mel

Again, if you don't know by now, I'll have to ask you to leave.

Sifu Paul Lapoint. My sensai. "Sifu" in Chinese means "teacher."

That would be Savana abusing Joe. Poor Joe.

If you look closely in the other picture, behind me are several glasses of beer, all mine, get your dirty hand off.

All hale the glass of beer, it demands your alligence.

Me and my sister Larissa on christmas day, she got mace, i'm not sure what i'm unwraping.

That's right, I'm a drunk.

Me and Sheila.

Me and Sheila, again..

Sheila is my motorcycle (in case you didn't guess,) she's a Honda Shadow Spirit 750 cc, and she's the only woman I'll likely ever love.

Me and Sheila in the back yard.

Me and Sheila in the carport.