Username: JANE
Password: *********************
User identity confirmed.

Logging on....connected to ansible S.3.NA.227406.JEESH.

This is Jane speaking, or more accurately, typing. Since I am the telecommunications operator at the Jeesh, I will be your guide to the ansible. You have in front of you the latest, state-of-the-art, holographic computer terminal available in the Hundred Worlds...or so Ender would have you believe. Why a computer built more than three thousand years after 2002 C.E. would have a standard Windows keyboard remains a mystery.

Ender: It's not a standard Windows keyboard if it has more than four arrow keys.

::ignoring Ender:: And honestly, a trackball? Even back in the day of the two-dimensional computer screen, the trackball was quickly replaced with more efficient mechanisms for screen navigation.

Ender: It's not a trackball. It's a controller which can be picked up and rotated along all three axes in order to maneuver in a three dimensional environment.

::continues to ignore Ender:: But if I can prevail upon you to ignore the flaws of the control panel before you, please use the menus on either side to connect to the Jeesh through this ansible. You may leave a message through a public desk, email the Wiggin siblings, meet the members of the Ender Cult and the Jeesh webmasters, and if you're terribly desperate to leave this site, go to other related fansites. Click on the relevant menu item to proceed.

Logging off....disconnected from ansible S.3.NA.227406.JEESH.