I am a man, I am 8 years old and I like many
things and some I don't.
I don't like spinach, but love cream cheese.
Don't like refried beans and they don't like me.
I like spiders and crickets are okay.
I like slimy worms, like the one I put down Cindy's
dress at school one day.
Don't like girls, their squeamish and they don't like
to play cowboys and Indians. Say they hate being
tied and set on fire, their no fun at all.
I like to run and play ball. Its okay if I fall.
I like my pet dog, named Puddles a girly name
my mom picked out. But that's okay, cuz' he likes
to play in the mud with me.
Girls are prissy, and don't like to play in the mud.
Always fixing their hair and making sure their dress
is nice and neat.
Nope, I don't like little girls, they're no fun at all.
I am glad I am a man, I like to get dirty and don't
care if my hair smells pretty.
Someday I am going to own my own car, a rad
set of wheels. And put my bike away.
But I have time for all those things, after I clean my
room and take out the trash. Sheez' a mans work just
ain't never done.
Written By:
Donna Le
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