Welcome to Cavy Corner Cafe!
The Finest Cuysine on the Planet!
Cavy Corner Official Menu
Our motto: That's not fur, it's fiber!


Lunch Menu
Appetizers
Entrees
Italian Cuysine
For the Little Pups:
Beverage List
We proudly serve Pupsi products!
And for Dessert:
Specialty Items:
New Years: Black Eyed Cuy
St. Patrick's Day: Irish Cavies boiled in their jackets,
served with your choice of Green Boar or coffee with Boarley's Irish Creme

Mardi Gras: Jamboarlaya with Filet Gumboar Sauce
4th of July: Red Eyed White Cake with BlueBoaries
Oktoberfest: Sowerbrauten with Sowerkraut served with Lowenboar
Hallowe'en: Bobbing for Abbies and a Pupkin Carving Contest
Thanksgiving: Pupkin Pie
Christmas: Pignog and Piggie Pudding
For our friends down under, we can always throw another pig on the Bar-B!
NEW! We know how much you enjoy eating at Cavy Corner; now you can enjoy the delicate flavor of Cuy Waffles in your own home! We are branching out into the small appliance market, and for only $19.95 plus shipping and handling, you too can own the amazing Wavy Cavy Waffle Iron!
Our slogan:
"The squealing only lasts a second or two..."

New Menu Edition due out soon!
Biscuits and Cavy
Cuysants
Pigs in Blankets
Scrambled Eggs and Sowsage
Breakfast Boarito
1.00
1.50
2.00
3.00
3.50
For our busy customers on the go, we can offer theseCavy-flavored cereals in handy to-go cups, complete with milk:
Cavy-O's
Cap'n Cavy
Cocoa Pups
Frosted Mini Wheeks
Lice Krispies
Special Cuy
Corn Pups
2.00
2.00
2.00
2.00
2.00
2.00
2.00
Breakfast
Our Red Eye Specials:
For those of you who are scandalized at the inclusion of cuy as a meat item, let us assure you this tasty treat has been thoroughly tested on the American palate. (What did you think that Mystery Meat in school was, anyway?)
Chips and Sowsa
Pig in a Poke Salad
Cuy Douvres
1.50
2.00
2.50
Hors Douvres served on Ratz Crackers
"Everything tastes flat 'til it's sat on a Ratz!"
Soup du Jour
Cream of Cavy
Chili con Cuy
Tortoise Shell Soup
Rainbow Stew
2.00
2.00
2.00
2.00
Gerbil Baby Food
   
several varieties
Gummy Boars
Teddy Grahams
2.99

1.50
1.50
Pupperoni Pizza
Boartellini Alfredo
Manacuy with Marinara
Pigatoni
Cavytini
6.99
5.99
6.99
5.99
5.99
We have a full range of sandwich selections, made with the finest BoarsHead meats and our own Puppernickel Bread baked fresh right here every day!
BoarsHead
Hot Meats:
Roast Boar
Hamboarger
Cheeseboarger
Smoked Sowsage
Cuy Cold Cuts:
Boarlogna
Sowlami
Piggle Loaf
Sowerbraten
Full Flavored Cheeses:
American (White, Crested, or Plain)
Pigmento
Laughing Sow
Pupper Jack
House Special: Your choice of one Meat and two Cheeses, served with Chips and Sowsa
3.99
Cavy with Gravy
Shish Cuy Bobs
Abbygail Pie
BarBCuy
Pupper Steak
Roasted Pig (with Apple)
Sowless Boary Steak
Cornish Rock Cavies

    
the really small ones
Polish Sowsage
   
the imported variety
Boston Baked Boar with
   Red Eye Gravy
Cavy, Navy and Bacon
Cavy Cutlets with
   Boarnaise Sauce
Deviled Hamster
  for the delicate appetite
5.99
5.99
5.99
6.99
7.99
8.99
7.99
7.99

6.99


8.99
6.99

7.99
4.99
Pupsicles (on a stick)
Cuy Lime Pie
Boarnana Split
French Silkie Pie
Strawberry Roan Shortcake
 
(topped with Cuy Whip)
Satin Crumb Cake a la Mode
  
(topped with a Merino Cherry)
BlueBoary Cheesecake
Boardeaux Cherry Cheesecake
Chocolate Boardeaux Truffles
Abby Dumplings
Dutch Chocolate Ice Cream
1.00
1.50
1.75
2.25

2.25

2.50
2.50
2.50
2.75
2.00
1.50
Pupsi
Dr. Pupper
A&W Root Boar
Sowsaparilla Soda
1.00
1.00
1.00
1.00
For our more mature patrons:
Lowenboar
Amboarbock
Cuynac
Jose Cuyvo
2.00
2.00
3.00
2.50
(no, that's not a worm in the bottle)
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