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Everything I know, I learned from Pingu
Compiled by Helen. Contributions welcome!
From Helen:-
- Throwing a tantrum won't get you what you want. Good behaviour is a better
idea.
- Most problems can be solved with a cuddle.
- Small penguins should be moved out of the way before attempting anything
radical.
- Souping up your transport may get you more speed than you bargained for...
- There's always someone in the toilet when you're in a real hurry.
- Christmas can be a stressful time, but it is worth it in the end.
- Always check that you have removed the lens cap.
- There is no reason why men cannot do the ironing.
- Mothers have a lot to do and appreciate help. Don't wait to be asked.
- Ringing doorbells and running away is VERY badly behaved!
- You should do favours for love, not money.
- When mucking around on steep slopes, make sure that adult help is at hand.
- Baby penguins can eat candy floss and never be sick. Bigger penguins cannot.
From Andrew Hayes:-
- Many a game can be established with a fish and a seal.
- Babies are difficult but they make cute noises.
- Snowball fights are fun but someone WILL get hurt.
- Penguins with deep voices command respect.
From Selina Clayton:-
- Don't have a party when you're parents are out
- If you can't afford ski's make them out of a barrel
- If you drink too much you wet yourself
- The word 'Mankmal' can be used in any situation
From Stew Murrie:-
- Try not to lose your baby sister.
- If you do lose her, check she's not back at home first.
- Eat your greens - or it'll end in tears!
- Don't let your baby sister sit on your head to answer the phone - it
could be fatal.
- Two plasters made into a cross will heal any wound.
- If something is funny, spread your legs apart and squat as low as possible.
- Eating fish is a messy business.
- Fish also make ideal currency.
- A highly supple and elastic body can be very useful.
- A potty can be used as:-
- a snowman's hat
- a football (with optional Pinga)
- a drum
From Sophie Lewis:-
- Playing nicely with your friends behind igloos is fun, but when this
becomes boring get really vindictive and make your head out of a snow
ball, place it on the igloo and hide elsewhere...once your mate thinks
the snow ball is you come up behind him and POW!
- Whingeing a huge amount will not get you out of that large cavenous
hole.
- Don't trash the house, Mum and Dad don't like it.
- Putting a fish on a string really confuses the fishermen.
- Don't just be mates with your own species...seals are cool too.
- Wandering off usually ends in tears.
- Being horrible may be fun at the time but the tellings off later are
never worth it.
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