Doesn't 'expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
If aeroplanes travel faster than the speed of light, if you walk along the plane are you walking faster than light?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If babrbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?
If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him,is he still wrong?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If you mated a bulldog and a sh:tsu, would it be called a bullsh:t?
Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?
Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ar$e?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
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