Women are stupider than men, because we date them.
Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.
Does the noise inside my head bother you?
i WeNt FrOm CaNdY aNd ToYz
2 CeLlPhOnEz AnD bOyZ
You! off my planet
I love not being you :)
did u know ur smart?
smart as a cucumber on wheels!
Always remember your unique, just like everyone else!
* being with you is like fallin thro a deep dark hole, but in that hole i find something special, a treasure to behold*
Just cause your not paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you!
Its worse than you think, they ARE out to get you!
It's not "When Wild Animals Attack!"
It's more like "When Stupid People Get Bit!"
When the officer says: "Gee son you're eyes look red have you been drinking? respond:" Gee officer your eyes looks glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
Life is like the number 8, it goes on and on and has its turns.
They say a picture is worth a thousond words,
but when i looked at yours, i couldn't say anything!
If u didn't have feet would u ware shoe's? Then why do u ware a bra???
If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a watergun
and squirt it into other peoples eyes!
this isnt burger king u cant have it ur way
There are a lot of fish in the sea...but some of them are sharks
**Judge your boyfriend on how he treats your bestfriend!!**
hE lUVs Me LUvS mE nOt ;
If He DoEsNt He JuSt BrOkE mY hEaRt!!!!!!!
if somene says something back to you, say
" I've heard better combacks from a turkey sandwich"
With a Wink and A kiss...
im Sry 2 announce but thys lil hottie haz got to BoUnCe...
so with an X and an O (name) out like wo!
Love is like money, everyone wants it, its great when you have it, but it
disappears really fast!
2hot2hold2much2handle
I'm not ignoring you, you're just insignificant!
~Day by day, nothing seems to change but pretty soon, everything's different~
Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, go light it yourself.
I should call the police cuz you stealin my heart!
I wAs WiTh HiM sO lOnG, I gReW tO bE sO sTrOnG,
nOw wErE nOt ToGeThEr, I'm WeAkEr ThEn EvEr
i try not to let school interfere with my social life
i knew that something was wrong when my imagonary friends would not play with me
*Today I Love U More Than Yesterday,
but Not as much as Tomorrow*
*~Don't ask God for a easy life,
ask him to make you a strong person~*
why are you red and surrounded by fire
oops i got you confused with the deman
You're just jealous cuz the little voices talk to me
If love is fun, why arent you smiling?
*This is a taco-burrito conversation, NACHOS*
ur life is just like a math book, u both have problems
?�what happend to u cross da street wit out looking?�
judge me all you want. just keep the verdict to yourself
ThE sCaRiEsT ThiNg iN yOuR LiFe iS To WaKe Up
WheN Ur oLd N ReaLiZe YoU NeVeR ReaLLy LiVeD
~* dOn'T bE sO oPeN mInDeD ThAt YoUr BrAiNs FaLl OuT~*
tormented by my beauty?
Boyz r great........ Every gurlz team needs a waterboy!
I dont have an Attitude Problem...Its supposed to be like this :)
"Im not a toy So Don't play w/ me!"
Winning isn't everything, But losing is nothing!
A LOVE THAT IS DENIED ONLY GROWS STRONGER!
a break up is like a broken mirror.. it is better to leave it broken than hurt urself trying to fix it back together
Bassically don't stress ME..U can't Impress ME..I ain't a tease..I'm just a reminder of what u can't please!
Whoever said that money can't buy happyness, anit been shoppin at the right malls~!
You think your cool
You think your fly
You kick it wit me
And you'll touch the sky
yea there actually is an "end" in friendship
Two Words Guys Hate... Don't & Stop Unless you Put Em Together!
you dont have to talk about how great you are- let your actions do the talking
i dont have a cow so i dont need your bull!
I like my guys like I like a basketball ~ one on one, with as little dribbling as possible
ur as deep as a kiddie pool
*If practice makes perfect, and there is no such thing as perfect, why practice?*
(name) is my godess, (name) is my queen, (name) is the prettiest princess i've ever seen...:0*
I Must Be Wishin' On Someone Else's Star, Because SHE Keeps Gettin' What I'm Wishin' For!!!
When I first saw you I was afarid to talk to you*When i first talked to you I was afraid to like you*When i first liked you i was afarid to love you*Now that I love you I m afraid to lose you
whats betta? a lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?
Last night I looked up at the stars
And matched each one with a reason why I love you
I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars
A KISS BLOWN IS A KISS WASTED THE ONLY REALY KINDA KISS IS A KISS TASTED
a peach is a peach a plum is a plum a kiss isnt a kiss without some tongue
milk does the body good but DAMN how much did you drink?
Loving *U* is like breathing...how can i stop