I do what my cheerios tell me.
Ahhh! MOO! The evil cows are attacking me! MOO! Can't you hear them?! MOOOOOOO! Ah make it stop! MOOMY!!!!!!!
I'm having a staring contest with my monitor.
I hope your life is like toilet paper, long and useful.
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Learn from yesterday, live for today, party tomorrow.
I guess I shoudn't have taken the blue pills with the pink pills with the green pills with the purple pills with the orange pills.
Live everyday of your life like your ass is on fire!
Life is like toilet paper, the shorter the roll gets the faster is goes. So use each little square all ya can.
There are to many wishing stars in the sky so why isn't mine working?
My T-shirt would look great on your bedroom floor!
I'm looking for as much trouble as possible. Can you get me in some?
Talk to my ass cause my head is tired of listening!
Make me believe that this place isn't plagued by the poisen in me.
I'm the sweetest thang you'll ever know, so baby don't ever let me go.
Strong enough for a man, made for a woman.
I never thought that I could want someone so much...
Today is not my day, cause the sun just won't shine my way.
Let all your guys be AMERICAN but all your kisses FRENCH.
First a fire, then flame...I'm a girl no guy can tame!
Every girl wants one guys to meet her needs, but aevery guys wants all the girls to meet his one need.
It's not cheating if you like what you get.
I love everyone...except you...or you...ew especially you...Not you either...but I do love ME!
I love everyone...except you...or you...ew especially you...Not you either...but I do love YOU!
Don't kiss at the garden gate, for love is blind but neighbors aint!
Heaven won't take me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
God made the land, god made the sea, god needed a princess so he made me!
All My Life I Prayed For Someone Like You , And I Thank God That I Finally Found You
You have to kiss alot of toads before you get your prince charming.
Pardon me while I burst into flames.........I'm tried of this world.
*Sometimes I dream about being caried off by a big giant squirrel.
Does that make me a nut?*
I thought that U+ME=Never, but it turned out that it meant 4ever
u kno what? u need to call 1-800 get-a-life and stop revolving around mine!
If I kiss him will he stop talking?
Why do free thinkers all think alike?
~Rosez r red
Violetz r blu
Suga iz sweet
but revenge iz 2~