Cutie pies: Its good to look at them and eat them!
Everyones a princess but not everyone gets fame
Which cam first? The bitch or the barstad?
When God lets you down, Worship the devil!
If nobodys perfect then i must be nobody!
If i had to sum up my cleverness in 1 word i would say Blonde
The devil likes fire
The devil likes pain
The devil likes hatred
so bring back the cane!
I used to work at a factory where they made bombs; but you couldn't park anywhere near the place incase one exploded.
You say you broke a nail? Well, what about a mirror?
Never give the devil a ride, he always wants to drive.
(Your name here), bold and beautiful!
Never settle for less then you deserve.
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If you can't Dodge it, Ram it.
Warning: This girl was born in the South and may cause serious injury to Yankees.
I don't want some...I want the whole damn thing!
It's not that I'm antisocial, I just don't like you.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
When all is said and done more is said than done.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
I wish I were you so I could be friends with me.
I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other, and when I am alone I am together.
I'm not here right now but if you scream really loud into your monitor I might be able to hear you!
Has your mind ever just gone blank? Well sometimes that happens to me and...WHAT? What was I talking about? My mind just went blank.
Help!Ican'tfindthespacebar!
Sory speelcheck isnt werking so my speling isnt tew goed...
Did you know by reading this you have wasted 14 seconds of your life?
Don't Worry!, I dont know where I am either.
I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself, so if I get back before I return, please ask me to wait.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population.