a fly cant bird but a bird can fly, confusin huh!
(K) me cos im female!
the only drivin u r doin is drivin me crazy :s
the only person cuter than me is my reflection!
boys r like fish u gotta kno where the best ones hide!
i try not 2 let skool interfere in2 my social life!
judge ur bf by how he treats ur best m8!
women r stupider than men, cos we r the ones hu d8 them ?!?!?!
if they say tv is so bad 4 u y do they put them in hospitals?
u r a smart cookie u just lack chocolate chips!
boys r like scissors they can cut u really deep.
pobodies nerfect
im only a dog because im faithful, loyal and a mans best friend (&)
i am so dangerous, i should come wid a warnin label!!!!!!
do u ave a map, cos i keep gettin lost in ur eyes
god gave us 2 ears and one mouth so we could listen twice as much as we tlk
learn the rules, then break them ;)
shut up just shut up shut up
ive got my F my C my K now all i need is U!
dont flatter urself, i woz lookin at ur m8
dont worry all gals lie!
save wata, drink beer!
dont b a guy, this world is full of guys, b a MAN (z)
i wish i want id luv 2 be his luv, his life, his everything
i woz walkin 2 u 2 b ur friend but i tripped and fell in (L)
u took the L out of LOVER so now its OVER!
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unfortuanalty there is an END in friENDship. Our time is now
since wen did blondes ave more fun, take a luk at moi!
boys r like cars, they accerlarate 2 soon!
if u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!
i had a bf once but the lead broke and he got away :'(
MoNkEyS sTeAl My UnDeRwEaR aT nItE
mars revolves round the sun, but the world revolvesr ound ME!
save the surfboard, ride the surfer!
no i dont have a hearin problem, im ignorin u!
honk if u want 2 c my finger!
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