0fficer there is n0 b�00d in my @lc0h0l system.
(;) LeTs GeT 1 tHiNg StRaIgHt U r NoT (;)
im spinnin on my computer chair brb :p
sum mistakes r 2 much fun 2 make only once! ;)
there r more fish in da sea but watch out 4 the sharks :( !
I sAw My Ex ThE oThA dAy WeNt In ReVeRsE aNd HiT hIm AgAiN!!!
d0nt c@�� me @nt!$0c!@l ! just d0nt �!ke u !
dnt look at me in that tone of voice :o
bitch is my middle name and u stole it ! :@
a smile :) is a curve that can straighten out a lot of things !
break my heart i break ur jaw!
the next time u think u r perfect walk on wata!
unlucky u looks like the ugly fairy has kissed u on both cheeks! (K)
my name ent elmo but tickle me all u like! :o
life is like football u need goals ;)
sum kiss behind the garden gate just remember, (L) is blind but neighbours aint!
wen all else fails look cute :D
lets have an intelligent convo u tlk i listen!
i aint a piece of toast so y r u butterin me up!
wish i woz a teddybear sleepin nxt to u so wheneva u thought of sum1 else i could hit u !
(mp) mobbie mad (mp)
i fink that im a blonde trapped in a redheads body ?!?!?!
yeh im a flirt but ive got my man ur just jealous cos u kno i can!
70% gorge 30% bitch, all woman!
u r wot u eat and u clearly eat a fat guy!
do i look like a shoppin item 2 u cos i c u checkin me out!
sxy boy u r so fly i may giv u a try ;)
life woz so much easier wen our clothes dent match, when boys had cooties and wen every1 woz m8s wid
if u want me 2 fall 4 u, u gotta b worth trippin ova!
i may look like i have innocent eyes but wait till u get 2 kno me ;)
o there is a country called U R GAY o wait there its uraguy.
mobby mobby in my hand hus the most beautiful in the land. the mobby larfed and made a mutta it ent u u ugly nutter ! :o
dont skip class, take the whole day off!
young girl dont cry, i will b rite here wen ur world starts 2 fall.
the more i get 2 kno guys the more i like blood thirsty cannibals.
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