internet porn... the art of one handed typing!
Are your parents retarded..? coz you're special!
see my friend over there? she wants to know if you think im cute :)
Wanna Play Army? You Lay Down and I'll Blow the hell out of you!
C'mon go out with me! Lower your standards! I did!
I don't need a torch because you light up my life
My friend's call me orange... would you like to give me a squeeze?
Did you know that I wrote the Kama Sultra?� ;)
My life is like an egg...Im either gettin smashed or laid!
Never drink ocean water cuz a whale ejaculates 400 gallons of sperm and only 10 make it to its mate!
(b) god made grass , man made booze .. who do yah trust?? (b)
(8) Arms wide open (8)
Every Hottie with a body needs a cutie wid a bootie!
u say my attitude stinks u should smell ur breath!
hu puts the money unda the tooth faires pillow?
(K)(L) men really do have big hearts they just dont like using them (L)(K)
If u don't like my driving get off the pavement!
Hangova Antidote: Stay drunk
Guys are like chewing gum, if 1 loses its taste you get a new 1!
u are only a bad gal(6) if u r caught so technically im good! (A)
u say ive got a gr8 smile but thats only cos i dont kno wot u r goin on bout!
want my email address? ... [email protected]/notachance
how a computer is just the same as a guy, can freeze on u, plays games wid u and u can swtich it off at the touch of a button!
that woz so 5 seconds ago! (O)
i'm not crazy im a teenager.
an angel with no wings s a friend in disguise! (A)
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t v w x y z OOOPS i 4got u !
y ent god a woman? (X)
if a kiss woz a raindrop i'd send u showers, if a hug woz a second i'd send you hours if a tear woz water i'd send u the sea and if (L) woz a person i'd send u me! (K)
im not blonde im knot im knot im knot
im a spoilt brat...................But SSSSSSOOOOOOOOOO What!!!
all u bum men u need a sexy gal and so far the only candidate is .......... me!
~*~ 2 dIrTy 2 ClEaN mY aCt Up ~*~
must not chase the boys i must not chase the boys i must not chase the boys
(K) NOtiCE ME coS Ur BF is ABouT 2 (K)
Contact me on [email protected]