I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

why dont u go and put a condom on ur head cos if ur gonna act like a dick u might as well look like one too

when u need me, ill lie for u, cry for u, u know dis girl rite here would die for you

I asked god for good looks and a good sense of humour and he gave me both then i asked him for a wanker and he gave me ur address

love is sweet, love is golden, love should be made in the back of a holden!

If u were a booger id pick u 1st

If u were a flower id pick u 1st

I went from candy and toys to cellfones and boys(P)(T)

the name is (6) I'm so hot i make the devil sweat (6)

i kno u think im cute....i kno u think im fine....but like the rest of the guyz....take a numba and wait in line.

Don't Call me Godness!, Don't call me a Queen, Call me the Sweetest angel u have ever seen!!!

Roses are red,leaves are green,kiss my ass cos im da Queen!!!!!

I'm Hot Your Fine, I'll Be 6 You Be 9, U'll Be My Man I'll Be Your Hunny, U Be Playboy I'll Be Bunny

(*):P Yesterday I ate some lucky charms, do I look magically delicious 2U???? :P

baby they cant play you cuz ill save you with my super powers, boy im only human but ill be ur superwoman

sex drugs rock & roll, speed weed birth controll, lifes a bitch n so am i, so fuck da world, lets get high~

*~***~I'm like a Ciggarett...............very addicive~***~

if ya get a chance to see him ur heart begin to race ur life revolesaround him no one can take his place

I kNoW u WhAnA dO iT u KnOw I wHaNa Do It To So We CaN mAkE sAnDwIcHeS u CaN bE tHe BuN aNd I cAn Be ThE bUrGeR!!LMFAO!!

69% sweetheart, 31% bitch,  All Women

All men are alike......... They just have different faces to tell them apart

i asked god for a minute he gave me a day i asked god 4 a flower he gave me a boquet i asked god for tru love and i got that 2 i asked god for an angel and i was given u

guys are like a piece of gum wen they lose there flavour pop in another one

If u were a new burger at McDonalds u wood be McGorgeous

boys are like nappies.......hard to change and full of shit!!!!!

GraB A knife take your life, So pay the toll and achieve your goal, to be free is all i want to be !

Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, but who gives a fuck cuz I got lotsa hair!!!

let me tell u bout the birds and the bees, and the flowers and the trees, and the moon up above....... and a thing called love!!!(l)(k)(l)

los-a-people luv me,yeah i know its true lots-a-people luv me and u betta luv me 2!

flowers are ok, jewellerys best, look at me idiot not at my chest, dont call me a girl, a babe or a chick i am a women get it u dick

when a guy is a playa hes known as a pro but when a girl is a playa shes known as a ho


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