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As You Shall Make Your Bed So Shall You........ Mess It Up.
Forget the cake, go for the icing.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)
There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.
Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper
snore and you sleep alone
six munfs ago I cudn�t even spel executiv .now I am butter
father of ten shot dead���mistaken for a rabbit
if we learn from our mistakes then I am getting a fantastic education
Everybody hurts.....everybody crys.....sometimes
Live to die, love to hate
Your not lethal....but annoyin....like a duck
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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Becos he had no arms...
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