*..It Takes Both Rain And Sunshine To Make A Rainbow::..*
*I played a blank tape at full blast; the mime next door went nuts*
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with
<<--{ W�N � W�Lk Ar��Nd G�Y'S StA�R �n mY D�rEcT��n..� D�N'T �l@mE ThEm..�'m P�R� P�RfEcTi�n! }-->>
>> RoSeS ArE rEd, vIoLeTs ArE fUNky, Im ThInKinG oF yOu..aNd SpAnKiNg My MoNkEy! <<
J�K �Nd j�LL wEnT �� tH h�ll t� H@vE � l�TTL� f�N...j�LL tH� d�ll f�RgOT hEr ��LL @Nd n�w tH�Y h�VE A �ON
.(COUGH)OH SORRY I AM JUST REALLY ELERGIC TO CHEAP PERFUME!!!!
Are u 2 gullible? We can cure you! Send $1,000 to...
>> ItS LiKe HELLO!!! iF i WaNtEd 2 HeLp YoU WiTh YoUr PrObLeMs i wOuLd Be a PsYcHiAtRiSt! <<
Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway
Your so stupid you Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
�Good girls don't lie,
�ad girls don't cry,
�umb girls need "air",
Naughty girls need underware,
�weet girls aren't mean,
Funny girls make a scene,
perfect girls have all the class,
Mean girls will kick your a**,
�mart girls will excel,
Gossip girls will tell,
popular girls get all the boys,
�ittle girls play with toys,
�ormal girls are nothing new,
$o which one applies to you?�
*TRUE FRIENDZ DON*T STAB YOU *��
they say if you drink you should not drive but really when you are drucnk how the hell are you to remember your not suposed to drive if you cant even remember your name?
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therez a grl in my mirror~cryin 2nite
& therez nuttin i can tell her
2 make her feel alrite
���`� .��At least be there to wipe my tears if you're going to make me cry..���`�
*~*The walls may crumble, the pictures may fade, but we'll never forget the friends we've made*~*
<3 I don't want a guy whow ill give me the world, I want one who will share it with me<3
<3Ask my how many times my heart has been broken and i will tell you to look at the sky and count the stars<3
*~*He BrOkE mY HeArT, He ShAtTeReD It LiKe GlAsS, So WhEn He CoMeS CrAwLiNg BaCk, I'Ll Say "HoNeY KiSs My @Ss!!"*~*
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