A BEAR AND RABBIT ARE TAKING A SHIT IN THE WOODS WHEN THE BEAR TURNS TO THE RABBIT AND SAYS DO YOU HAVE ANY TROUBLE WITH SHIT STICKING TO YOUR FUR THE RABBIT TURNS AND SAYS NO! SO THE BEAR WIPES HIS ASS WITH THE RABBIT.
HI!JUST WONDERED IF I CAN STAY WITH U CUPLE DAYS? everyone is so pissed off at me... I need a friend...... Sender: Osama Bin Laden +391116661
*I Havent found Mr Right, But ive found Mr Cheap, Mr sleezey and Mr Wrong*
*Its better to be on the ground, wishing u were flying than vice versa*
*Strangers are just friends waiting for u meet them*
*I have an open mind, its just closed for repairs*
*When you love someone you'll do whatever it takes to keep them happy even if it means letting them love someone else*
*The Villiage called Theyre missing an idiot*
*I dont have a solution but I admire the problem*
*We were born naked, wet and hungary, from there things went downhill*
*Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs harder*
*Im not a bad gurl, Im just a good gurl who does bad things*
*Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness*
*If you want me to fall for you...give me something worth trippin over*
*Live to love and love to live*
*Work like you don't need the money....love like you've never been hurt.... and dance like nobody's watching*
*A kiss was invented for those times when words could not be used*
*Don't let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff*
*Life's short. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it*
*Guyz kick friendship around like a football and it doesn't seem to crack, Gurlz treat it like glass and it falls to pieces*
*You're only bad if you're caught... So that makes me a good girl, RIGHT!?*
*Boyz are like kleanex...soft, strong and disposable*
*Constipated people don't give a crap*
*pride is tasteless, colourless, and sizeless but its the hardest thing to swallow*
*Girls dont lie they just twist the truth to suit their mood*
*I'm Not Dolly...I Just Lack Common Sense Sometimes*
*What a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks*
*When we talk to God it's called prayer, When God talks back it's called schizophrenia*
*Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay the more wrinkled you get*
*StOp HoNkIn' Da HoRn, StOp CaLLiN' mY nAmE, 'cUz I aLrEaDy KnOw I gOt YoU GoIn' InSaNe*
*I'm LoCaTeD iN yOuR dReAmS, fOuNd iN yOuR hEaRt, AnD cOnStAnTly RuNNiN' tHrOuGh YoUr MiNd*
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