He who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with a smelly finger!!

"did you ever wonder whether your mom gave your dad a blow-job before she kissed you goodnight?"

"i'm trying to understand where you're coming from but i'm afraid my head doesn't go that far up my ass"
***If life hands u lemons, shove 'em in ur bra!!!***

***If life hands u lemons, yell, I DON'T WANT UR DAMN LEMONS, LIFE!!!***

��:����:� ��W��� m� ��� ����:����:��

~�~(L)~(K)~�w��T L�l M裏 ��Xy Th�Ng!~(K)~(L)~�~

??~Wh�t �� � �� T� �ll My N�gg�z Th�t B� L�v�n �t Up �� Wh�t � �� T� �ll My B*t�h�s Th�t B� G�v�n �t Up~??

Its nice to be important, but its more important to be nice! ;)

The road is full of flat squirrels, who couldn't make up their mind!

RED IS ORANGE , PURPLE IS BROWN YOU KISSED ME AND NOW THAT WORLDS UP SIDE DOWN .

SEX DRUGS ROCK N ROLL SPEED WEED BIRTH CONTROL LIFES A B*I*C*H* AND SO AM I SO f*U*C*K* THE WORLD LETS GET HIGH

I got u, and u got me, togetha we make (l)Harmony(l)

(l)Love is not just a word, its also a feeling in my heart....

IVE MET SO MANY MEN ITS LIKE THERE ALL THE SAME THE ONLY THE ONE THATS DIFFERENT IS THE ONLY ONE NAMED ________(NAME OF YOUR MAN)

GIRLS ARE LIKE FIREWORKS.OUR KISSES LIGHT UP THE NIGHT OUR HUGS MAKE EVERYTHING BRIGHT AND WHEN WE ARE MAD WE EXPLODE AND WHEN WE ARE WHEN WE ARE HAPPY WE MAKE EVERYTHING GLOW

WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE I WANT TO BE IM IN LOVE WITH YOU ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH ME

(L)We MaY FiGhT, AnD We MaY CrY, BuT My lOvE FoR YoU WiLl nEvA DiE, i'LL CaRe 4 u TiLL tHe EnD, CaUsE YoU aRe tHe sWeEtEsT BoYfRiEnD(L) (L4L)

(�`�.�*I May not Get 2 see U as often As I Would Like,I May not Get 2 Hold U all through The night,But deep inside my heart,I Kno That This Is True,No Matter What I do,I Will alwayz Luv u*�.���)

SOamIstillWAITINGforTHISworldTOstopHATING

u CaN bE mY hOtBoY, i CaN bE yUr HuNnI, u CaN bE mY sEx ToY, i CaN bE yUr PlAyBoY bUnNi

Im threw with guys they all tell lies they break ur(L) & make you cry (L)'n guys is such a sin hey look @ that guy who just walked in.

If MeAn PpL sUcK.....Do nIcE ppL BlOw??

East To The Sea West To The Land Hell To The B*tch That Touches My Man!!

If You Need A Nickle, I'll Lend You A Dime, But If You Need A Man B*tch... DONT F*CK MINE!!!!

~*~Wanna Play Army,Ok U Lay Down And Ill Blow The Hell Outta Yah~*~

I get a Rush when I�m with you! Ohhh� I gotta a Crush on Y(L)U! I hope U feel the way that I do�Ohhh!! I gotta Crush on Y(L)U

I tried so hard, and got soOoO far, but 'n' the end, it doesn't even matter
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