I was standing in the park, wonderin y frisbees got bigger as they got closer. Then it hit me

!~Mess with me and cursed thou be~

To test if your stupid click here if that doesn't work press alt F4 now!!

0))Crayola((> not the brightest crayon in the box, are we

which 4 letter word has the most letters??

ur lips are moving but all I can hear is a toilet flushing

Stix & Stones will break my bones, but words will never hurt me...unless you throw books at me

The easiest way to grow up is to surround yourself with people who are smarter than you

I used to have a handle on life, oh well, looks like it broke

i am a cereal killer. my last victim was cheerios

Like I Said Before I NEVER Repeat Myself

Repeating things is a sign of stupidity. Repeating things is a sign of stupidity

Im dark and evil stay away from me if you value your life...

I think. Therefore I get headaches

Ever played... funky tennis? One person say monkeh, then the other person.... say funkeh!

da dumb get dumber, but da smart dont get smarter

It�s a shame that stupidity isn�t painful!

Violence Is Not The Answer, It Is The Solution

a life??wow!!! where can i get one??

Sorry, my name is on vacation!

I'm bored coz im bored which causes me to be even more bored. Did i say i was bored?

I love u, no the 1 behind u!

My mind wanders so much I had to get it a passport!

When I Smile,The Whole World Smiles With me!?

LegendaryHamster

When I fart the whole world vibrates

u put the "suck" in lyposuction

Cheese + Eggs = Cheggs. Mmmm Cheggs!

blah blah blah.........oh im sorry were you talking to me???

When life throws you lemons, start a food fight

Some say the glass is half empty,some say the glass is half full,I say are you gonna drink that?

Chaos, panic, & disorder- -my work here is done

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