CoMe giVe Me A hUg If YeR iN2 gEttIn rUbBd
SaMe Ole Sh!t JuSt On A dIfFeReNt NitE***
iMaGine Ur LiFe WiTh0uT Me MiseRaBLe HuH?***
SmOkE a smOkE nOt A bUtT, Fk a VirGiN Not A SL-T***
A biG KaT mAy HuRT u bUt a LiTtLe PuSy nEvEr hUrT nObOdY!!!
D�n�T b �aD don't B Blue C�Z FrAnKiN�TiEn wAs ugl� 2
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth
()You know your hot if you wake up in my bed()
()If gUyS hAd tHeiR pEriOd, tHeY'd pRoBabLy bRaG aBouT tHe SiZe oF tHeiR tAmPoNs()
I NeVeR fErGeT a FaCe BuT iN uR cAsE i'Ll MaKe An eXcEptIon
:D:P LaSt TiMe i sAw Ur fAcE i tHrEw iT a BaNanA :P:D
Im SeXzy iM sMaLL bUt sUmDaY iLl Be TaLl;)
;) d�m� ��y �tz tru� u dO ���k FINE �� ���yߣue;)
~If I could be an angel, I'd make your every wish come true, but I am only human, Just a girl who's loving you~
*I swear I wasn't talking to him, we were flirting.*
If water was smirnoff and I was a duck. I'd swim to the bottom and never come up Well smirnoff Isn't water, and I'm not a duck... So hand over the bottle, and shut the ____ up
~One day your life is gonna flash infront of your eyes.......Make it worth watching!~
WhEn WoMeN Go rOnG...MeN Go RIgHt AfTer THeM
PuT YouR HaNd On a Hot StOvE foR a MiNuTe It FiLlS LiKe AN HoUr...SiT bY a HOt GuY foR aN HouR It FeElS LiKe A MiNuTe
yOu MuSt MAkE a NeT iF YoU dEsIrE tO CaTcH fIsHes!
Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
Sex on television can't hurt you... unless you fall off.
If you asked me to blink every time I thought of you, I might as well keep my eyes closed!
of course shopping is better than sex i mean you cant return a a guy if he doesnt fit
*-���- I dOn'T kNoW wHy I loVe YoU~i DoN't KnOw WhErE i'D bE~YoUr JusT ANoThEr GuY~bUt yOuR eVeRyThInG tO mE -���-
��.��`�� ONe DaY i'LL bE AbLe To aSk YoU hOw ShE iS WiThOuT GeTtiNg UpSeT. UnFoRtUnAteLy, tHaT dAy HaSn'T cOmE YeT...i'M SoRrY. ��.��`��
candy is sweet, but my kisses r better
*�*aLL hE hAs To Do Is sMiLe aNd It MaKeS mY wHoLe DaY wOrtHwILe*�*
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