Your mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her!
Your mama's so ugly, even the tide won't come back in!
Your mama's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a glass of water just to get a sip!
Your mama's so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail-order!
Your mama's so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her!
Your mama's so ugly, her pillow cries at night!
Your mama's so ugly, her shadow quit!
Your mama's so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck!
Your mama's so ugly, people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen!
Your mama's so ugly, the Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
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