Your mama's so stupid, that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics!"
Your mama's so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod!
Your mama's so stupid, I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, I asked her what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail!
Your mama's so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starves to death!
Your mama's so stupid, she got locked in the bathroom and messed all over herself!
Your mama's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen her since!
Your mama's so stupid, I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went to the other side of the building!
Your mama's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless!
Your mama's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Your mama's so stupid, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice!
Your mama's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911!
Your mama's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store!
Your mama's so stupid, she can't make Jello because she can't fit 2 quarts of water in the box!
Your mama's so stupid, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast!
Your mama's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses!
Your mama's so stupid, she fell up the stairs!
Your mama's so stupid, she got a part time job painting skittles!
Your mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged!
Your mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car!
Your mama's so stupid, she put a peephole in a glass door!
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