Your mama's so fat, when God said "Let there be Light" he told her to move out of the way!
Your mama's so fat, that she has TB... two bellies!
Your mama's so fat, after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week!
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Your mama's so fat, God created her, and on the second day he rested!
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Your mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu!
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Your mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side!"
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Your mama's so fat, she ain't on a diet, she's on a triet... She'll be like "What y'all eatin? I'll try it!"
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Your mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it!
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Your mama's so fat, she gets her toenails painted at Earl Schieb's!
Your mama's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, and says "Okay!"
Your mama's so fat, she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"
Your mama's so fat, she has to get out of the car to change gears!
Your mama's so fat, she has to grease her hands to get into her pockets!
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