| Commercial #3 - *THE BIBLE FINDER* MAN. Honey, where did we leave that Bible? WOMAN. I don�t know. Weren�t you reading it last? MAN. I thought you were. WOMAN. Well, I don�t know where it is.. MAN. How can we do our evening devotions if we can�t find our Bible? BOTH. Uh oh! ANNOUNCER. How many times has this happened to you? Well, no more with the new Bible Finder! Just clip this handy gizmo on the good book and salvation is always a whistle away! Never again will you be late for church because you can�t find your Bible. Just whistle the first stanza of �Rock of Ages� and a friendly little beeper will play back the chorus letting you know exactly where you left it! (sound cue demonstrates whistle and beep) Look! There it is on the coffee table! It�s that easy! Whay take a chance on losing the most important book in your life? Get the new Bible Finder today! MAN. Well, honey, it�s time for devotions! Now where�s that Bible? WOMAN. I�ll find it! (she whistles, beeper responds) MAN. Oh, there it is! Boy do I feel better having our new Bible Finder! WOMAN. Me to! (commercial ends with a whistling resolution of �Rock of Ages.�) |
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