WANTED--Person to work for large, multi-national organization.      
          First-name basis with employer. Uniform, travel expenses,
          legal expenses, equipment, vehicles provided. Not necessary
          to say more than three words. Must have generic appearance,
          loyalty, ability to fall for 'yoo hoo' chase gag, ability 
          to fall off of buildings, ability to get up unharmed after
	  being hit in the chest with a flying side kick.Health
          insurance provided as necessary. 
	   Call 1-800-2JN-VILE for more information.