Just basically a bigger version of the guy to the top left... yeah... my little site mascot. I have a little story about him... but first let me show you the horror of the old version. Scary no? I made a few adjustments to it to point out a few of my normal 'artistic' trends. Um... yeah... I also went ahead and did this... just for "kicks." (it says 'arrowed')

   Okay, so this is the story. I don't like that picture. Frankly, I think it sucks. Not the quality, no no... that's pretty good by my standards... but the general design and crappy anatomy and the fact that it doesn't look nearly as cool as I wanted it to... um... yeah, plus that whole old 'seductive' leg version kinda creeps me out. Then there's the horrible cheesy-ness such as the tennisball sun, and the armor with the raquet (tennis warrior... BLEGHT!), and the name 'written in the clouds' UGH! Oi, I could go on but I don't want to bore you with details. So. why is it still op there? Two reasons. Number one: I'm too lazy to do anything else. Number two: it seems to make people laugh. SO, if you saw that for the first time and thought it a bit funky... join the crowd (of the 3 people who actually visit this site) and laugh at my 'professionalism.' Cheerio!