Disclaimer as usual. This fic is not meant under 18’s but why should I care. The more people who read it the more people who can spread around the URL and send links to the site. So whatever.
I think it would be easier to say what my fanfics don’t contain rather then what they do contain cos I know what they definitely won’t contain.
My fanfics will never contain unjustifiable violence, vore, underage sex, religion, politics and non digimon related stuff. (Except maybe a wedding sometime in a future fic)
Also it turns out I now have ideas for the next 5 fanfics and loads after that. I’m starting a new series. If you haven’t been on the site before then you wouldn’t know but instead of calling every 3-5 fics a series I’m gonna call them chapters and every time a stupidly large event takes place I’m gonna make a new series.
Structure = series – chapter- fic.
[My mind is currently working on something new. How bout I actually make these fanfics into an animation series on video. LOL doubt it will ever happen but with the amount of Rena fanatics on the planet it would probably outsell the first 2 digimon movies combined. Only problem is getting the actors who voiced them, permission to use characters/exception to copyright, funding and a hell of a lot of animators/drawers].
Well anyway
The characters in this fanfic are. [So I can keep track of how many characters I’m using].
Emo, Equidna, Gato, Sasha, Rena, Renipi, Sora, Carli, Rika, Gabby, Kari, Takato, Guilmon, Terriermon, Henry, Amy, Suzy and Draco.
This one is obvious. As usual except one thing. Try to guess what that thing is.
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Everyone was now in the kitchen.
Terriermon and Henry had just arrived and Guilmon arrived with Takato around 5 minutes earlier.
(Emo) well now that everyone’s here. I can start on the whole explaining thing.
(Equidna) Tina and dawn ain’t here.
(Emo) well they ain’t that important. The more important ones are the ones that that. Forget it, I’m about to explain what’s happening.
Basically I’ve got 5 million to spend and I got an idea of what I’m gonna spend it on. Seeing as we don’t see you 4 very often i've decided to extend the house so you 4 can move in. it’ll save you money on rent n stuff. Plus parties will be easier to organise.
(Henry and Terriermon) thanks.
(Emo) one thing, Takato and Guilmon, no smoking spliffs n stuff while living here. I don’t want to wake up and find you both died in your sleeps from a heart attack.
(Takato and Guilmon) whatever. As long as we can still smoke our tobacco we’re not really that bothered.
(Emo) fine, well we have to organise on how we’re going to build it and draw up blue prints. Then we gotta build it, then organise furniture and move you guys in.
(Henry) great.
(Terriermon) momentai.
(Emo) well first thing is the blue prints. You guys will have to draw how you want your areas to be, but try to make them realistic. Try not to make the extension cost more then a million. I got plans to make another extension for me.
(Henry) k, I’ll draw the blue prints. I don’t want it to look like a deformed chicken or something.
(Takato) hey, I may be stoned but I know how to draw. I was the one who designed Guilmon remember.
(Henry) that explains the huge cock. <LOL> [mwahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa].
(Takato) I didn’t even draw that. I think my digivice just assumed I wanted a male digimon or maybe because if you haven’t already noticed. Female Digidestined get female digimon and male Digidestined get male digimon. Must be so Digidestined don’t fuck their digimon but that don’t seem to work.
(Henry) fine, you can help design our extension. But nothing stupid.
(Takato) fine.
(Emo) as soon as you’ve finished the design then I can get some people to help me build it and then we can fill it up with stuff.
(Gato) who are you going to get to help build it?
(Emo) the team I usually use to build stuff and a few mates from my old college.
(Draco) so you’re going to get my team and your old gang to help build it? That means it should be done within a few days.
(Emo) yup. Seeing as half of them are shape shifters I’d say it would take around that. Maybe less if they get off their computers.
(Equidna) maybe we could just delete the Counterstrike files off their computers thru remote access. Maybe that would get them off the computers.
(Draco) probably. But then there is Rico. Isn’t he working for the American government on plane designs and maintenance?
(Emo) no, he’s on holiday over here. I was thinking of phoning him up and asking him if he would help build the place. Actually maybe I should just make a new house. An entire house that can travel between both worlds. Then we could go to either easier.
(Draco) that would be kool, plus if anyone gets homesick for either we can just go.
(Emo) I think it should be built in the digital world because parts will be a lot cheaper. Then we can decorate it and get furniture from both worlds so everyone can get what they want.
(Draco) maybe we could have a door specially built as a digiportal to Digix HQ just incase something happens in the real world when we are in the digital world.
(Emo) great idea. And while we’re at it why not have a door that can use digiportals to go to anywhere in the real world. Non stop holidays in any country we want. Now that me and Equidna are stupidly rich we can go anywhere and do anything and the only reason to work for Digix is to keep people safe.
(Equidna) kool.
Emo shouted into the room Takato and Henry were in and told them to come back in and forget the blueprints.
They walked back into the kitchen. Emo explained the plan. Emo then told everyone to list what they want for their rooms. Everyone went into the various rooms in the house and wrote out their list. Emo made a list of what rooms they should have. He’d decide to have 3 floors of which the 1st should be everyone’s bedrooms, top floor to be made into guest rooms and ground floor is to be entertainment and recreational rooms. (Look at the floor plans in the related pics page of my website). Emo finished the list then phoned up his mates and asked them to meet up at the big oasis. He then phoned up some specialist digimon building suppliers and specialist builders to come to the big oasis to help out and deliver the materials and unload them. (Specialist digimon as in digimon specialised in building materials). (Emo already owns the big oasis so he doesn’t have to ask for permission to build there or buy the land, plus its miles away from anything and the only people who know it exists is the villagers of mirage village and Emo’s friends). Everyone finished their lists and returned to the kitchen.
(Emo) so now everyone is sorted we’re going to the oasis today and starting work on the house tomorrow.
(Gato and Sasha) where are we staying tonight?
(Carli) we’re staying in the capsule house. Then when work starts all those not involved in the building of the house will be staying at grey Emo’s mansion till work is finished.
(Gato) whose gonna be involved in the building of the house?
(Emo) I, Draco, Equidna, my mates and the specialists I phoned up will be building the house. The rest of you can go back and relax or party till the building is done. Then we can fit it out with furniture n stuff. Also Henry and Takato, I think you should both cancel all the stuff for your old houses and have all mail redirected to Digix HQ. I can go pick it up in the mornings.
(Takato and Henry) k, we’ll get right on it.
Takato and Henry went into Emo’s room with Terriermon and Guilmon and started phoning up various companies and people to explain about the move.
Takato and Henry finished making calls and joined everyone in the kitchen again.
(Emo) well, I suggest everyone packs some clothes for the trip. No need to pack all the furniture. I got specialists to do that for us. So just pack what you want to take to use over the next week. It won’t take longer then that to build the new house.
Everyone split up into their rooms and Rena phased Takato, Henry, Terriermon and Guilmon back to their places so they could pack. After they had packed they gave Rena a call to pick them up. She phased back over and fetched them. Everyone was packed and in the car. They then drove thru the portal Emo had set up and were on their way to the oasis instantly. As soon as they got there Draco set up the capsule house in a clearing and everyone piled in and unpacked into the various rooms.
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To be continued in next series. House of fun.
Small fanfic cos I’m planning something big for the next series. I’ve now got ideas for up to a 5th series but only have names for half of the chapters. Will probably work it out eventually when I come to it. Keep reading the fics cos maybe I might do something stupidly weird or interesting or both.