Usual crap for a disclaimer. Screw Taoi i'm using my characters and they only resemble digimon.
Emo, Draco and Black Emo are copy righted to me/Emo/James Hocknull/Fujii Strife/dragon rage 3000.
Renipi and Equidna are copy righted to Equidna Zaglossus.
The humanoid versions of all digimon I use are copy righted to me and so are their personalities and backgrounds.
Anyone found using them will be tortured to DEATH and then the bodies will be mangled until not recognisable then burned to ashes. After that anything remaining will be used as plant food.
This is going to be a small fanfic to join this chapter to the next cos I can’t think at the moment because i'm already half way through a bottle of green absinth and the room is spinning. Thank god/satan/budha/lucius/daborah/ozmodia/whatever for spell checkers.
Has anyone noticed the structure of my fanfics has gotten better. If so email me and tell me what you think. My email address if you can’t find one of the links to it is [email protected]. If you hate msn/Microsoft as much as me then email to my ZZN account which is [email protected] or email my admin address which is [email protected].
This fanfic contains.
[Will be put in when I know what I put in].
The characters in this fanfic are.
Emo, Gato, Sasha, Gabby, Carli, Rika, Kari, Equidna, Suzy, Rena, Sora, Amy, Renipi, Draco and Black Emo.
So, here’s the fanfic.
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Equidna was just about awake so he moved everyone from on top of him and went into the kitchen to get a glass of water. Emo and Draco were already in there with cappuccinos and chatting about what they would do when they got to Emo's brothers house. Equidna decided to join them.
(Equidna) so what’s happening?
(Emo) well basically I know i'm gonna get de-evolved down to in training level at the least so Draco is gonna grab me when that happens and carry me back here.
(Equidna) don’t his powers only work on shape shifters?
(Emo) yes, so I recommend you either don’t come with us or you organise someone to bring you back if it does happen.
(Equidna) well I’m definitely going and anyway. It’s been so long since I went back to in training level I can barely remember what I was when I was at that level.
(Emo) but your gonna need someone to bring you back if you do de-evolve.
(Equidna) I’ll get Amy to bring me back. She won’t mind carrying me.
(Emo) fine, just make sure you get back as soon as possible cos I don’t want you to turn back into an egg.
(Equidna) at least if I turn into an egg we won’t be separated.
(Emo) you have a point, but wont that interrupt your life a bit with the whole rookie x in training thing?
(Equidna) I can go a few days without Suzy and Amy being with me in the way I’m usually with them. Plus unlike you at in training level I’m cute.
(Emo) no fair, it’s not my fault I’m a vampire type till I get to champion level.
(Equidna) no fair that you can heal others. I can only heal myself. But that is one of the advantages of immortality, no possibility of dying.
(Emo) yeah it’s good but everyone else dies around you.
(Equidna) only humans. But remember. We’re shape shifters. The laws of existence don’t apply to us or the people around us.
(Emo) and with that field around the apartment that prevents death the rest should live for a stupidly long time.
Emo and Equidna do a high five.
(Draco) would you two mind if I moved in?
(Emo) we don’t mind if you move in, but why do you want to leave the digital world?
(Draco) cos then I’ll always be with you and I’m getting bored of this place.
(Emo) fine. But what room do you want to stay in? There’s 2 rooms downstairs and I have a bit of space left in my room.
(Draco) I’ll take that last bit of space in your room.
(Emo) great.
Draco kissed Emo and got up then went into Emo’s room.
(Equidna) so what time are we going to your brothers?
(Emo) well seeing as the pills may be losing affect by now id say around 1 this afternoon.
(Equidna) great. That gives us plenty of time to organise.
(Emo) organise what?
(Equidna) getting back, getting everyone dressed and awake, figuring out how we’re getting back seeing as you wont be able to setup the laptop program to get us out of the digital world.
(Emo) I already sorted how we’re getting back cos I showed Gato and Sasha how to use the program and Draco knows what stuff needs to be setup to get the car thru the portal. Cos she was in the team that converted the car.
[You’re probably wondering why this fanfic is called lesser of 2 evils, well basically my character totally obliterated at least 100 digimon when he went totally psycho and he destroys wild digimon for a living. Plus drinks a lot, smokes a lot and is kind of evil. My brother in this fanfic is more evil so therefore i'm the lesser of 2 evils].
(Equidna) so what are you going to do till we go to your brothers?
(Emo) I’m going back to my coffin to rest with Draco. Cos I’m gonna need it if I’m going to see my brother and if you’re going to get de-evolved I suggest you do the same.
(Equidna) fine. Well I’ll see you at one then.
(Emo) k, cya.
Emo and Equidna went into their rooms. Emo got back into his coffin with Draco and Equidna got into the pile of girls that were in his room.
[I’m the writer so therefore I control almost everything that happens. Some of the credit has to go to Equidna for giving me some ideas on what characters to put in and what he wanted to do with the characters he has living in his room. Also credit for letting me use some of his characters].
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Later on at around
Everyone was sitting around in the kitchen having a drink and organising what was going to happen. Emo and Equidna were already sorted. Everyone else knew what to do so they set off for Black Emo’s house just outside a Gazimon village 10 miles to the north.
Everyone was in the car and Emo could feel himself getting closer to his brother. They knew they were close when they started seeing the bodies of dead digimon impaled on huge spears. [Told you he was evil, evil in a Vlad the impaler style]. They were now outside his house which was made out of the bones of hundreds of digimon.
(Rika) this place is giving me the creeps.
(Emo) what did you expect, Fluffy bunnies and flowers?
(Rika) no, but I didn’t expect a house made of bones.
(Emo) well no need to worry till you see human bones. Then you should be worried.
(Rika) he kills humans aswell?
(Emo) he tends to avoid humans. Plus no human has been stupid enough to come anywhere near hear. But don’t worry. He doesn’t kill my friends because he knows i'm a lot more powerful then him even at rookie level.
(Rika) well I hope your right. I’m too young to be made into furniture. [I bet trees think that all the time, LOL].
(Emo) well we better go find him so I can get this over with.
Everyone walked in and Emo led them into the dining room. Their was a long table in the middle of the table with place settings for everyone and name tags in front of each chair. Everyone sat down at their place setting when suddenly a cloud of Black smoke surround a big chair at the head of the table and Black Emo appeared.
(Black Emo) I see you all made it.
(Emo) of course we made it. You kept reminding me.
(Black Emo) I see you have some new friends?
(Equidna) of course he does. He’s popular and a shape shifter.
(Black Emo) and that’s why your both going to get drained. Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa. But first, its lunch time and i’m sure your friends are hungry after the journey.
(Rika) *Emo, why is he being nice. I thought he was meant to be evil*.
(Emo) *he is evil. But he knows he wouldn’t stand a chance of winning in a fair fight. He also has a habit of preparing a nice meal for my friends before he drains me. Evil doesn’t mean he has no manners and he only has a problem with shape shifters*.
(Rika) *now I see*.
(Black Emo) I may not have shape shifting abilities but I still have good hearing. So don’t bother whispering. Also use my proper name. There are humans here and I’m not an average digimon.
This fanfic was
written by James Ian Michael hocknull who lives in the
(Emo) fine Thomas. But if using your proper name you could at least use mine.
(Thomas) fine James but I thought you didn’t like your real name?
(James) I don’t but due to you using your real name I might
aswell use mine.
[Yeah thief’s I’m
going to use my real name for this fanfic so it’s harder to steal. I also write
stuff in various parts so you can’t see them also seeing as my character is
based on me and i’m a friend of the artist who drew all the pictures and my
fanfic is based on my imagination, imagine who I was thinking of when I wrote
the fight fanfic. That’s right I was thinking of thieves and the stuff I’m
capable of. But you will soon see when I put the picture of me as Emo on my
website].
(Rika) so you both have human names?
(Emo) of course we do. We used to be human till we came to this dimension.
(Equidna) how do you think we got to be so human?
(Rika) being in the real world for a long time.
(Emo) nope. It’s because we used to be human in the real real dimension. As I’ve already explained. The digital world is a dimension inside a dimension inside a dimension.
(Thomas) I hate to break up your conversation but I’ve got places to go after this and I’m kind of in a hurry so eat up so I can drain you down.
(James) fine, we’re eating as fast as possible. There, we’re finished now let’s get this over with so I can get back and re-evolve.
Black smoke surrounded Emo and Equidna and data started to fly out of them and was heading towards Thomas. The Black smoke disappeared and Emo and Equidna had disappeared. Rika looked down and saw 2 really small digimon walking towards her. She picked them up. Draco took one and Amy took the other.
(Rika) let’s get outta here.
Everyone ran out of the building and Draco set up the car while Carli set up the portal. Everyone got in as fast as they could and Draco drove the car thru the portal and back to the real world. Everyone got out of the car and went into the upstairs apartment. Amy and Draco put them onto the sofa next to each other.
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I told you this was going to be a short fanfic.
So here’s what you’re waiting for.
To be continued in the next fanfic/chapter.
Kid Emo part 1. Rookie of the night.