This fic is what would happen if someone found out about the oasis and told loads of tourists how beautiful it is.
The characters in this fic are
Emo, Equidna, Rena, Rika, Gato, Sasha, Renipi, Carli, Gabby, Sora, Aeris, Amy, Suzy, Takato, Guilmon, Henry, Terriermon, Krystal, Draco, Kari, Jeri, Dawn and Tina. [Anze and Moloko are inside the mansion and don’t even get a mention in the fic].
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Oasis
(Emo) who the hell is that over there?
(Draco) I don’t know, but if that’s not one of us it shouldn’t be here.
(Equidna) what’s that around its neck?
(Emo) looks like a camera.
(Krystal) damn it, everyone we have a problem.
(Rena) what is it?
(Krystal) the worse thing that could happen here.
(Rena) what’s that?
(Krystal) we have, a tourist problem.
(Emo) not that, anything but tourists.
(Equidna) well I know what I’m going to do.
(Emo) what are you going to do?
(Equidna) go over there and get rid of it.
Equidna got out of the pool and walked over to the tourist.
(Equidna) what the fuck are you doing here?
(Tourist) taking pictures of the oasis.
(Equidna) well you do know this place is private property?
(Tourist) a place this beautiful, it can’t be private property.
(Equidna) well it is and you have 5 seconds to get off it or I’ll get you off it.
(Tourist) and how will you do that?
Equidna then doubled size and morphed a copy of Megadramon’s arm cannons.
(Equidna) this is how.
Equidna then blasted the tourist into the air and shot it with a darkness missile. Equidna then walked back over to the others.
(Equidna) well hopefully that takes care of our tourist problem.
(Emo) I hope so cos I hate tourists.
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Oasis a few days later
(Emo) what the hell is that over there?
(Equidna) don’t tell me it’s another tourist.
(Gato) and what is it doing with that sheet and basket?
(Sasha) it just put the blanket and started taking stuff out the basket.
(Guilmon and Takato) it’s having a picnic.
(Amy and Suzy) and another one just came from behind those bushes wearing a swimming costume.
(Emo) that’s it, I’m getting rid of these ones, the only people allowed in this Oasis are us and our families.
Emo got up and flew over to the tourists.
(Emo) you have 5 seconds to pack up your shit and get the fuck off my property before i blast you off it.
(Female Tourist) how rude, can’t you see we’re having a picnic here?
Emo morphed his wings bigger and started being surrounded by black smoke and de digivolved back to his dark champion level, black fire.
(Blackfire) and can’t you see this is private property and I’m about to destroy you. If you can’t see that your either blind or stupid.
Blackfire morphed his arm into his hellfire cannon.
(Blackfire) So you can either get the fuck out of here or I’ll wipe you out.
(Male Tourist) well if your going to talk like that I ain’t moving.
(Blackfire) you asked for it then.
Blackfire jumped into the air and powered up his hellfire cannon. He then concentrated the force into a single beam. He then shouted out his attack, HELLFIRE CANNON SNIPER SHOT!!! He then shot the concentrated beam at the tourists and totally obliterated them, luckily the sniper shot doesn’t explode on contact, it just goes right thru. Blackfire landed back on the ground and absorbed the tourists data, he then re digivolved back to Emo and fixed the hole in the ground. He then walked back over to the others.
(Emo) I think I have a solution to this problem.
(Equidna) what is it?
Emo got up and went inside the mansion, he then came back out with signs and land mines. He walked to the outer edge of the oasis and placed the mines under the sand. He then placed a sign every couple hundred metres.
The signs read.
DANGER!!! DANGER!!! DANGER!!!
Private Property. PRIVATE PROPERTY private property
This area is protected by TRESSPASSERS all tourists enter at
A mine field WILL BE DESTROYED the risk of total and
The 4 most powerful digimon utter annihilation
In the entire digital and real world
And the angel of death
(Equidna) what did you do?
(Emo) I put a mine field around the oasis and signs warning people not to enter.
(Equidna) so you’re giving death threats to tourists. Good going, that should keep them away.
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Oasis the next day
BOOM! BOOM!, BOOM BOOM BOOM!
(Equidna) that is getting so annoying.
(Emo) yeah I know, you would have thought they would get the point by now and the mine field is running out of mines.
(Equidna) maybe if we just found the source of the tourists and blew it all up it would stop the infestation?
(Emo) yeah and I know who to ask to find out.
Emo picked up his phone and dialled Admin’s number.
(Emo) hey Admin, could you find out the source of the tourists that keep invading my oasis?
(Admin) yeah, gimme a minute and I’ll look it up.
A couple of minutes later.
(Admin) they seem to be coming from the digital world tourist centre, you should go there for more info.
(Emo) thanks, by the way do you want to come over for lunch next Tuesday?
(Admin) yeah, it will give me something to do.
(Emo) k, cya then.
Emo then put his phone back in his pocket and morphed his wings.
(Emo) looks like we’re going to the tourist board centre to find out what the fuck is going on.
(Equidna) k.
Equidna then morphed his wings and they both took off in the direction of the tourist board’s HQ. When they got there they kept their wings on and walked into the building. They walked up to the receptionist.
(Receptionist) do you have an appointment?
(Emo) no, we’re here to see the manager of this place.
(Receptionist) I can’t let you in without an appointment.
Emo then morphed his arm back into a Megadramon cannon and aimed it at the receptionist.
(Emo) fine then, here’s my appointment, you let us in or I blow you into the next dimension.
The receptionist pressed a button and the doors opened.
(Emo) thank you.
Emo and Equidna then walked thru the doors and up the stairs to the top floor, they went thru a door into the office of the manager.
(Manager) what are you doing here? I don’t have an appointment for another 3 hours.
(Emo) we are here because we’ve been getting unwanted tourists coming to MY oasis.
(Manager) your oasis?
(Emo) yes my oasis, my oasis is private property, it shouldn’t be in the fucking tourist guide.
(Manager) when did you buy the oasis?
(Emo) 5 years ago, I bought it just under a week after I found it.
(Manager) no wonder you have tourists. We haven’t updated our guides in a long time. Give me a minute and I’ll sort out the problem.
(Emo) thanks.
The manager pressed a button and a smaller version of admin walked in.
(Manager) I need you to issue a redrawel of all tourist guides and a new version to be made that doesn’t have the big oasis next to mirage village on it.
(Emo) how do you know about mirage village?
(Manager) my brother is from there.
(Equidna) who?
(Manager) Silver Emo.
(Emo) wait, so your one of my uncles.
(Manager) ???
(Emo) Silver Emo is my uncle so that would make you another one of my uncles.
(Manager) I thought you looked familiar. I haven’t seen my brother in years though.
(Emo) well how come you don’t look like him?
(Manager) because we are only half brothers. We have the same dad but my mom was a Gatomon. Talk about weird, a wolf with a cat.
(Emo) who are you calling weird. I’m going out with a Gatomon and a black Gatomon and a Krystamon and a Gabumon and a Gazimon and 3 humans and a Dracomon and an Aerismon.
(Manager) bloody hell, you should change your name to Casanovamon.
(Emo) the thought did cross my mind but I’m not a Casanovamon so it wouldn’t make sense unless I shifted into one, which I ain’t doing. Anyway, now you’ve sorted that problem I’ll be going.
(Equidna) yeah, cya at the next family reunion. LOL.
(Emo) that ain’t funny.
Emo and Equidna then walked out of the office and went back to the oasis.
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Oasis 3 weeks later
(Emo) not a single tourist in the last 3 weeks.
(Guilmon and Takato) yeah, now we can finally relax without interruptions from those idiots.
(Aeris) I hate tourists as well, they are so irritating.
(Henry) and they don’t pick up their trash.
(Terriermon) Henry, mo men tai
(Henry) I know, it’s just they always leave trash wherever they go.
(Kari) and they have no respect for the environment.
(Dawn and Tina) and the people living in it.
(Jeri) well can we get off the subject of tourists and onto something happy?
(Emo) yeah, how bout, who wants to watch a film tonight in the cinema room.
(Everyone) ME.
(Emo) well that’s settled. Let’s go then.
Emo got out the pool and dried himself off then went inside and headed to the cinema room, everyone else dried themselves and each other off then followed him.
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Finished and not to be continued. That’s another fic finished.
Now I’m going onto the other 4 I’m doing at the moment.