Writing 19 disclaimers is a pain but I just thought of a funny one.
I take no responsibility from you going blind or your trouser ripping from reading this fanfic.
I don’t want to know the details unless you’re female. Then it will just be put in one of my fanfics as what one of the characters does.
But I doubt any females would read this so meh.
Definition of meh. A sound made when I don’t give a fuck. Mostly accompanied by a shrug of the shoulders and a shaking of the head.
So on with my work.
This fanfic might contain sex scenes but I’m not sure if I want to put any in. it would make the fanfic longer but do I really want sex in my Digimom’s house.
I’m not sure. It might just contain kissing and cuddling.
That’s why this fanfic is going to be rated PG12 and for American readers PG13.
For Spanish readers I’m just going to say TBC cos I’m not sure what the
classification scale is for the rest of
The characters in this fanfic are.
Emo, Gato, Sasha, Gabby, Carli, Rika, Kari, Equidna, Suzy, Rena, Amy, Renipi, Grey Emo [Emo’s mom] and Dracomon [Emo’s female cousin]
By the way. If I see these fanfics anywhere other then my site I will find where you live and chop off all your fingers. I get plenty of money from the various things I do so I can afford to travel and I have a sword collection. I have 11 tattoos and my body is covered in scars. So don’t think I won’t do it. This is just a warning.
I also have the anarchist cookbook and I do know how to make explosives. You steal my work and you will find your car/parents car blown up with you in it.
Here's the fanfic you’ve been waiting for since I started the disclaimer and warning to stupid thieves.
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In Emo's room.
Everyone was just waking up and Emo got up out his coffin.
(Emo) kool, it’s as comfortable as ever. I can’t remember the last time I slept.
[Emo can sleep if he is comfortable enough or extremely relaxed].
(Rika) I can’t believe you slept in a coffin last night.
Gato then got out Emo’s coffin and stretched her arms and legs.
(Gato) your right Emo, that was extremely comfortable.
(Rika) you slept in it aswell?
(Gato) of course I did, I sleep with Emo no matter where he sleeps.
(Emo) you should try it next time Rika. You might find it more comfortable then you think it is. It’s big enough for 2 because Gabby used to share it with me.
(Gabby) yep, I had trouble waking up when I shared Emo’s coffin cos it was so warm and comfortable. Talk about the ultimate in relaxation.
(Rika) fine, I’ll sleep with you in it next time.
[As soon as I have enough spare cash I really will be sleeping in a coffin because they really are comfortable and relaxing. I slept in one before and really did have trouble waking up in the night. Cos I really am nocturnal. I had to take caffeine pills this morning so I could stay awake during the day to write this fanfic. The tablets I took are called pro plus. I had to take triple the amount because the coffee I drink is half a large mug of coffee granules topped up with 4 espressos. Its lethal to other people and I only survive because I’ve developed a resistance to caffeine over the years, I wouldn’t recommend anyone tries my type of coffee because the last person who tried it took 3 sips and was shaking for an hour… now on with the fanfic].
(Emo) fine. But id prefer it if you wore something cos I don’t want to drown in cum while I sleep. Also everyone, try not to fuck while your staying here. My moms open minded about stuff but I don’t want her to have to clean up a bed soaked in cum.
(Everyone) fine. As long as we can still kiss and cuddle I’m we’re not bothered.
Everyone went into the kitchen and Emo went into Equidna’s room to wake them up but they were already awake and dressed so they followed Emo into the kitchen that connected the 2 rooms. Emo made everyone some coffee so they could stay awake during the night and then gave everyone a tablet to take with it except for Equidna, Sasha and Gato.
(Rika) what’s the tablet for?
(Emo) mixed with coffee it will make you nocturnal for 5 days so you don’t feel tired while you’re here.
(Rika) why didn’t you give one to Equidna, Sasha and Gato?
(Equidna) the reason for that is I never sleep and those three are already nocturnal. Emo has to take a tablet with a sleeping pill every 5 days he’s in your world to stop him being nocturnal. Gato and Sasha sleep whenever they want so they don’t need to.
(Rika) that explains the sleeping pills in Emo’s bathroom cupboard and the bottle marked anti-noctradine.
(Emo) the tablets you lot are taking is regular noctradine. It causes nocturnalism instantly.
(Rika) kool. So what are we doing today Emo?
(Emo) we’re going shopping in town.
Emo handed Suzy, Kari, Rika and Sora a pair of sunglasses each.
(Sora) what do these do. Isn’t it going to be dark out?
(Emo) those sunglasses will let you see in the dark as if it was daytime. You’re going to need them else you won’t be able to see where you are going.
(Rika) wow, who invented these?
(Emo) I’ll give you three guesses.
(Kari) was it your mate that made the jacuzzi?
(Emo) nope, you now have 2 guesses left.
(Rika) isn’t it obvious. It was Emo and Equidna.
(Emo) correct. Me and Equidna invented them so visitors without night vision could see where they are going. its lowered the casualty rate of visitors by 95%. So the healers in this village don’t end up with loads of work to do.
(Equidna) one of Emo’s best subjects in digicollege was science and physics. He got the highest grade3 out of everyone. We both have brilliant imaginations I’ve got my own web comic and Emo write poetry and stories.
(Rika) I read Emo’s poetry book and it was really kool.
(Emo) is everyone ready to go?
(everyone) yeah.
(Equidna) I’ll just get some bottles of water then I’m ready. Remember we’re in a desert. If your not used to it you could get extremely dehydrated.
(Emo) thanks Equidna. I forgot about that.
Everyone went out the room and Emo led them outside. They then went down the garden and Emo used his swipe card on the gates and they opened. Everyone looked out the gates and saw the town was full of digimon. It was very busy at night because almost everyone in the village is nocturnal.
They walked out into the town and Emo led everyone into a clothes shop.
(Emo) picked out some clothes because your going to need them. Even at night its hot in the desert and I don’t want everyone sweating to death. Don’t worry about cost. I have an account at the shops in this village and everyone here knows me.
(Rena) thanks Emo.
Everyone split up and walked around the shop looking at all the different types of clothes.
Emo took Gato and Sasha to the back of the shop and into the store room and got out a box.
(Emo) I had these specially made for you two. I had them made to fit you perfect.
Emo handed Gato a black silk t-shirt and a pair of black cotton combat shorts and handed Sasha a t-shirt and pair of shorts identical in everyway except they were in white.
(Sasha and Gato) thanks Emo. Can we put them on now?
(Emo) yes. They are already paid for.
Sasha and Emo walked to the changing area and put the clothes on. They then came out and did a twirl for Emo.
(Sasha and Gato) thanks Emo. Their perfect and really light.
(Emo) I knew you would like them. I called up and had them specially made for you two.
Emo, Sasha and Gato went back into the front of the shop. Rena, Rika and Sora had already chosen what they wanted. Rena had picked out a green t-shirt with a yin-yang symbol on the back and a pair of long dark blue shorts. Sora had a white t-shirt with a black broken heart on the front and an identical pair of shorts to Rena. Rika had a pair of white baggies and a plain white t-shirt. Emo told them they could get changed right away so they went to the changing rooms.
While they were in the changing rooms everyone else went up to Emo with what they wanted and Emo told them to go get changed.
Once everyone had got changed Emo went up to the counter and told the attendant to put the stuff on his account. Then everyone went out into the town.
[There will be a picture of everyone wearing what they picked so I’m not going to describe what everyone is wearing else I’ll be here all day].
Emo walked up to someone and everyone followed him. Turns out it was his cousin Draco.
[Draco was a dark blue dragon type digimon similar to the rage character in Equidna’s web comic so if you want to know what he looks like go onto Equidna’s comic. There are at least 6 links to it on my website so don’t say you cant find one].
(Emo) hey Draco. Howz u doing?
(Draco) I’m fine. How bout you?
(Emo) well I’m staying at my moms for a couple of days. She’s organised a barbecue for tomorrow night.
(Draco) I know, she phoned me up and invited me. But I’m not sure what to wear.
(Emo) just wear what you want.
(Draco) k, so who are your friends here?
(Emo) they’re people who are living at my house. I recently bought my apartment and the downstairs so I now own the entire house.
You should come over sometime.
(Draco) sure. So are you going to introduce me to your friends?
(Emo) yeah.
Emo introduce Draco to everyone and told them how Draco was one of his closest relatives. He then said how they had gone to the same college and how Draco was one of the people who designed the jacuzzi.
(Rika) so this is one of your mates?
(Emo) I prefer to class Draco as more of a friend then a relative. We’re extremely close.
(Equidna) yeah. Draco used to come to the oasis with us when we were younger. She always liked to show off by flying up and diving into the pool.
(Draco) I wasn’t showing off. I was having fun.
(Equidna) if you say so. But it looked to me like you were showing off.
(Draco) believe what you want. Well I’ll see you lot tomorrow at the barbecue.
(Emo) yeah. Cya.
Draco walked off and went into the clothes shop Emo just came out of.
Emo then took everyone into a restaurant cos he really wanted something to drink other then water.
(Emo) pick what you want you guys.
(everyone) kool. Thanks Emo.
(Emo) yeah whatever. [whatever in a non sarcastic way].
Everyone picked what they wanted to eat. Equidna just had water and Emo asked for a bottle of Nukey.
[for people who don’t know what Nukey is then nickname for
my favourite drink, it’s a brand of ale made in
Everyone was eating what they ordered as Emo and Equidna watched as they drank their drinks.
(Emo) so what do you lot think of the food in this village?
(Rika) nice but the stuff you cook is better.
(Sora) I say its brilliant but nothing can compare to your sushi.
(Gato) I agree with Sora.
(everyone else) same here.
(Emo) well I am a qualified chef and I have got 14 years experience at cooking for people.
[I really am a qualified chef. I recently finished my NVQ in catering and hospitality. Which I’m now adding to my GNVQ in I.T. and my level 2 in woodwork metalwork, mechanics and electronics and I’m soon starting an NVQ in creative writing AKA English literacy and an NVQ in landscape design AKA art. I’m classified as a genius due to my 193 IQ. Einstein was 187 so go figure. Also I would like to point out I’ve been cooking since age 4 and I don’t mean beans on toast I mean curry for 12, lobster for 6, really difficult stuff].
[for those who don’t know what an NVQ is, its an abbreviation of National Vocational Qualification and is globally recognised by companies].
Emo got up and went to the bar. He got everyone a drink and took them back to the table on a tray. He handed everyone their drink and sat back now with another bottle of Nukey. Everyone was finishing their meal and Emo downed the last bit of the bottle he then got up and took everyone’s glasses back to the bar. The waiter came over to the table and gave Emo the bill. Emo paid for the meal and left a $100 tip for the waiter. [in the digital world a US $ is worth twice as much as in the real world]. Everyone got up and Emo lead them back into town. Emo then took everyone to a big fountain in the middle of the village which was more like a big town then a village but everyone still calls it a village even after the mass construction period a hundred years previous made it huge. Not many people knew it existed and the people who did know loved it there.
[message to Equidna, I’ll send you a file saying what everyone is wearing if it is possible for you to draw a group picture of them next to the fountain. The fountain can look like whatever you want. But please don’t make it look like a digimon because it would look weird plus the people in the village are all shape shifters except a few so it wouldn’t make much sense].
Equidna bent over and took a drink out of the fountain.
(Equidna) tastes like Palmon.
(Emo) don’t you remember this fountain.
(Equidna) not really. It has been a while since I came back here aswell you know.
(Emo) the water tastes like whatever you want it to taste like.
(Kari) kool.
Kari took a drink from the fountain.
(Kari) kool. It tastes like chocolate ice cream.
(Rika) that’s just boring.
Rika had a drink from the fountain.
(Rika) that was weird.
(Emo) what did it taste like?
(Rika) it tasted like water.
(Emo) well we now know you have no imagination.
(Rika) I do have an imagination.
Rika had some more water from the fountain.
(Rika) ha, I do have an imagination. That time it tasted like wolfs blood so don’t say I don’t have an imagination.
(Emo) wow that is so scary. NOT.
(Rika) damn. Well fine. You have some.
Emo had some of the water.
(Emo) okay that was a bad sign.
(Equidna) why. What did it taste like?
(Emo) it tasted like wolves blood.
(Rika) ok that is scary. Maybe its from when you were a rookie.
(Emo) my brother must be close. I can feel him from here.
(Equidna) that is not good. You know what his powers are like.
(Emo) don’t worry. He seems to be going away. Must have just wanted to remind me to see him.
(Rika) is you brother always like that?
(Emo) he doesn’t like me much because I was born with shape shifting powers and he wasn’t. none of the other non shape shifters have the problem with shape shifters that he has.
(Equidna) well I say we should go back to the house. Its starting to get light and that means everyone should be starting to get tired.
(Sora) well i'm getting tired so I’d say Equidna is right.
(Emo) fine lets go back then.
Emo lead everyone back to the house and they all went inside. They all went upstairs to the kitchen between the rooms. Emo sat down on a sofa with Sasha on his left and Gato on his right. Equidna, Rena, Amy, Suzy and Renipi went into their room and everyone else sat around a table that was in the middle of the kitchen.
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in Equidna’s room.
Rena was lying on the bed cuddling Renipi and kissing her while Equidna, Amy and Suzy were getting undressed and they got on the bed. Equidna cuddled up to Amy and Suzy cuddled Amy from the other side. Amy and Suzy fell asleep and Equidna just lay there watching Renipi and Rena cuddled up and kissing.
Equidna wanted to join in so he slowly moved away from Amy and Suzy and moved around to Renipi and cuddled her from behind. He was stroking her arm as he cuddled her and was starting to get extremely comfortable. Renipi was loving it. Renipi loved Rena with all her heart but never new Equidna loved as he did Rena.
She was loving it so much she fell asleep. Rena gave her one last kiss and fell asleep herself. Equidna just lay next to them and thought how cute they looked together.
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back in the kitchen everyone was really tired except Emo but he decided to go with them into his room anyway. Rika and Emo got into the coffin and hugged as Rika fell asleep in Emo's arms. He then closed the lid and went to sleep himself.
Gato, Sasha, Sora, Kari, Carli and Gabby lay on the bed cuddled up next to each other as they relaxed in each others arms. Kari was the first to fall asleep. Eventually they all nodded off due to the tablet they took earlier.
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everyone except Equidna is now asleep. This fanfic is finished and i'm starting on the next one in a minute.
So therefore I’m gonna say. Yay I finished a 3000+ word fanfic without it containing sex or violence. I knew I could do it. so yay to me.
To be continued in part hometown part 3, family reunion.