julie said hi to me today.
thats nice
who's julie?
why didn't you slap the bitch?

what's on tv tonith?
urban legend (the made-for-tv version)
c.s.i.
infomercials

do the letters COOBDU mean anything to you?
no
no
yes (i'm lying)

does it hurt when i do this?
a little
OW!
no (i'm lying again)

there are 19 servings of english breakfast tea in jackie's locker.
i like tea
19 is a stupid number
heh, that reminds me of weezer

what do you suggest she do with all that tea?
sell it
smoke it
dump it on becca for having the dumb idea of keeping tea in her locker

my foot hurts, how does that make you feel?
happy
hungry
horny

rum or monkey?
rum
monkey
heh, that reminds me of weezer

like....what the hell is up with you an weezer?
yup
nope
::waves::

look- it's THEM!
who?
where?
fuck!

what would you do if i punched you for absoloutly no reason?
cry
shoot you
spill my drink down your v-neck shirt, slut

::draws a picture:: do you like my picture?
you're such a loser
i love it
i love you

i was raped by jesus.
i'm sorry to hear that
that explains why you're so fucked up
someday a disgruntled christian is going to kick your ass- and i'll laugh

pick a number between 1 and 10. multiply by 6. add 12. subract 8. subract 4. divide by 3. multiply by .5. subract the original number. add 1.
2
64,981.66666666666666666 - i think i screwed up
could you please repeat the question?

how do you eat an oreo?
i don't, oreos suck
oreos don't suck, dumbass, YOU suck!
i'm not a dumbass!