Journal of EDR esq.
Wed April 16, 2003 <I got my ears lowered>
Yesterday was boring, i did nothing. Today was decent, i got a hair cut for the first time since december 24th. Highlight was hearing Jason Trew say in english class, "that is true" Tomorrow I am going to take my camcorder to school and film a day in my life. I'm sure I'll get a kick out of it in the year 2023. I'll be home doing nothing all next week, so u cant expect some HSOOMS updates. "E-Ro"
Mon April 14, 2003 <Running Down a Dream>
Nice day today. I ran 2 miles in gym. Some mormon kid in NMB was purposely electricuting his tounge with a half dozen of these large industrial batteries and gatorclamps. Wierda found a green army man, and he liberated its legs, then proceeded to violate the Geneva Convention through torture. Needless to say we dont know where its hand went. I think i'll take my camcorder to school one day this week and record my day. It'll be nice to watch when im older. "E-Ro"
Sun. April 13, 2003 <chillin like bob dylan?>
Not much happened today, I was bored so i agreed to go shopping with Sarah, yeah that about sums up my day, highlight TV viewing was Simpsons and The Brak Show. What is this homestarrunner shit? All the freshman think its the greatest thing since pogs, but once in a while someone will link me to something and i watch it, and im just like this isn't funny at all, its stupid. <E-Ro>
Sat. April 12, 2003 <Detroit Rock City>
Today was a nice day, i just sat around til 7 when aaron and sarah and i went to detroit to see one of my favorite bands
Koufax. The show was suppose to start at 9 but for some reason it didnt til 10:30ish, so we got home at 3 AM ish. It was a sweet show though. There was only about 50 people there, it only costed 8 bucks, sure beats good charlotte, whom suck and would have costed prolly like 40 or 50 bucks to see. Aaron talked to a homeless guy. All in all, a good evening. "E-Ro"
Fri. April 11, 2003 <booyah>
Today was a very lazy day. For the first time in a long time i actually did my chem book questions. HSOOMS was not present at school today, i believe he was fighting in the east side, he does that a lot. When ever it is 8:18, i think to myself its BIB oclock, at 8:08 its BOB oclock. I never told anyone that before but now u know. I watched "the ring"  it was kinda lame. "E-Ro"
Thurs. April 10, 2003 <poetry in commotion>
Today my english teacher said, "walt whitman did write some intentionally homosexual poems" Does this mean that there are heterosexual poems? cuz i havent seen one yet! Everyone saw Mikah J mackin' on the TV since my english teacher taped it. I'm about to go to the play. I am interested to see how Dave Peterson is a horse that is a human.
Well i just got back from the play, and I'm sad to say DP was not in a horse costume, but he did a fine job indeed. The Fanclub quizes are coming in fast, a certain celebrity even sent me one!  - "E-Ro"
Wed. April 9, 2003 <I won the nobel prize, For pitching? no for peace>
Best Part: Having a half day of school and getting to watch Doug and Rocko on the Nicktoons channel.
Hardest Part: the waiting
Worst Part: taking a chem quiz.
Another Part: I saw Mikah J. on PBS, i think it portrayed his makiness, however they misspelled his name, its Mikah J. Trent, not Mikah Trent. Also Doug Doane said he was shy, but Mikah J. is the mack daddy and doug doane is wrong. Vomitting Kermit is the funniest character on Conan ever, I fall to the ground laughing everytime i see him. - "E-Ro"
Tues. April 8, 2003 <R E S P E C T>
Today was pretty eventless. The funniest part of my day was
gym class, i think i'll do a drawing of it, so u can understand the situation. It has gheto mexicans, and ghetto negros who have no respect for  the student teacher. AKB brought to my attention that Gilbert Gottfried is the proper spelling. Thank you Aaron
Mon. April 7, 2003 <as if you needed another reason not to watch american idol>
I want to make sure everyone checks out
Grandmaster Mikah J. (mack daddy) Trent on Delta PBS April 9 at 8pm. Im not sure what channel that is, but he is the mack daddy. Today I learned that there is some cool Sonic Classics game you can get for Game Cube, it has all the old genesis sonics on it, pretty rad eh? I also saw a commercial for GLAD bags with Gilbert Gobfried in it. There's a freshman named Gilbert in my gym class, he wore a STARS shirt today. Nothing really happened today.
Sun April 6, 2003 <Day Light Savings Crime>
Today was a boring day. Aaron and I had to do a project for NMB outside in the cold. We saw D.P and Kurt C.(not cobain). I later watched Pete & Pete at Sarah's house. Its a funny show, think about it, two brothers named pete. I was angered at my lost hour. It just messes up my biological clock. :(
Sat. April 5, 2003 <Bowlin, bowlin, bowlin down a river>
You know those mysterious flying rods i was telling you about that i notice flying around the camera in baghdad on tv. Well if you go to the site i link u to originally u'll see that im not the only one to see them!! Weird shit! I found a site that has screen shots of
what i saw on thursday afternoon. This proves im not crazy! After thinking about it though, i decided that "rods" are just some sort of bug that travels at such a large angular velocity that the camera's shutter speed cannot capture a clear image of it, thus it appears as an elongated image. The spirals are explained simply as a sine wave created by the oscilating wings. Judge for yourself though.
Later today i went bowling with friends, and who works there now? None other than the great
Michael A. Kumaus. I hadn't seen him in a while, he knows whats up.
Fri. April 4, 2003 <it was cold as ice>
Today is what I call a BOOYAH day. We had an ice storm, and school got cancelled. Later in the morning i saw Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers on an old SNL on the E! network. Since we didn't have Physics class our HBOOMALEEVER got pushed back another week. haha I watched Saved By the Bell college years. I wonder what dustin diamond does these days to earn an honest living, im sure 1800CALLATT is going to sign him soon.
Thurs. April 3, 2003 <do you know the way to Mikah J>
Today was weird, i was watching fox news and they had a live night vision shot on baghdad and i saw these weird things flying around the camera, my dad saw them too, i remembered watching some show on the discovery channel on
Flying Rods and UFOs and shizit, so i looked them up on line and my dad agrees that they are definately what we saw. Its some freaky poo! Other than that i have no evidence, u should just take my word for it. There has to be some other nerd out there who noticed them. That sums up my day. Mikah J. wasnt at school today, i hope he's okay!!!
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