1) sell out

well, i know you can't work in fast food all your life but don't sign that paper tonight, she said, but it's too late. i don't remember what i read, i don't remember what they said, i guess it doesn't matter, i guess it doesn't matter anymore - you're gonna go to the record store you're gonna give 'em all your money radio plays what they want you to hear they tell me it's cool but i just don't believe it... sell out, with me oh yea, sell out, with me tonight record company's gonna give me lots of money and everything's gonna be. (all right) no more flippin' burgers puttin' on my silly hat you know i don't want that no more, i didn't ask when we'd get paid, i quit my day job anyway, i guess it doesn't matter, i guess it doesn't matter anymore you're gonna go to the record store, you're gonna give 'em all your money, radio plays what they want you to hear, they tell me it's cool, but i just don't believe it sell out, with me oh yea, sell out with me tonight, the records company's gonna give me lots of money and everything's gonna be. i don't think it'll be so bad i know it won't be so bad cause the man said "that's the way it is" and the man said "it don't get better than this" no no no so i signed on to the record company, they say they're gonna give me lot's of money, if i play what they want you to hear they tell me it's cool, and i sure believe it...

2) trendy

everybody's doin' the fish yea! yea! yea! everybody's doin' the fish, yea, yea, yea... it's not so bad bein' trendy everyone who looks like me is my friend please don't hate me because i'm trendy they're not gonna laugh at me again. everybody does it why don't you? everybody does it... maybe you should too, cause you don't wanna be left out you wanna be cool. it's not so bad bein' trendy everyone who looks like me is my friend please don't hate me because i'm trendy (i'm gonna do it because it's trendy) they're not gonna laugh at me again! everybody's makin' fun of me cause they say, i'm so trendy cause i do what others do they'll make fun of me they'll make fun of you i don't wanna be left out... i wanna be cool! (makin' fun of trendy people is the trendiest thing of all.

3) join the club

was gonna call my friends and get 'em all together i was gonna go and start a band, but everything i wanna do has already been done. why would i wanna go and do it again? everybody...plays guitar. she's so cute (if you know what i mean) she's the cutest little girl, that i've ever seen. maybe she'll like me if i play guitar maybe she'll like me if i'm the lead singer yea, oh yea! there's so many bands, and we all look the same... i just saw them, up on stage and i don't remember how good they played. he can't sing, but i'd pay just to see her face, yea, yea, yea, yea... everybody's in a band yea, yea, yea have you heard of my band? oh, ooh, ooh we try to be different but i guess that's nothing new.

4) she has a girlfriend now

she has a girlfriend now she has a girlfriend now she has a girlfriend now, she said "guys don't do no more for me" "you never loved me, like i wanted you to" "i loved you baby, what do you want me to do?" she said she found someone who's gonna hold her hand she said she found someone who's gonna understand she don't need nobody to be her man she don't need nobody to be her man i never thought it would end like this just because i've got no tits i'll shave my legs, i'll wear a bra i'll even cut my &%#!$ off for you... she has a girlfriend now.

5) snoop dog, baby

6) beer

she called me late last night, to say she loved me so it didn't matter anymore, but i say she never cared and that she never will, i'd do it all again i guess i'll have to wait until then if i get drunk well, i'll pass out on the floor now baby you won't bother me no more if you're drinkin' well, you know that you're my friend and i say i think i'll have myself a beer. she called me late last night, to say she loved me, so..? but i guess he changed her mind well i should have known it wouldn't be all right, but i can't live without her so i won't even try... maybe some day, i'll think of what to say. maybe next time i'll remember what to do, she looks like heaven, maybe this is hell, said she'd do it all again, she'd promise not to tell! if i get drunk well, i'll pass out on the floor now baby you won't bother me no more (and she said) it's ok boy cause you know we'll be good friends and i say, i think i'll have myself a beer.

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8) everything sucks

there's a ska band on my street, a little ska band everybody thinks that they're so $#&%!# neat, there was nothin' on the radio was gonna make my own band, play my own shows but that don't work so i' givin' up again, she said she loved me cause i played guitar that's ok, i didn't love her at all and i say... i'm givin' up i know everything sucks, and this is gonna be the last time you hear me complain well, i went down to the show everybody was there, i didn't wanna go cause everything they do is so $#&%!# cool, every song is a hit and the girls like 'em too, i can't do that so i'm givin' up again...i don't know why i learned to play guitar, nobody's gonna know who we are and i say... i'm givin' up i know everything sucks and this is gonna be the last time you hear me complain she said, some day, we'll get back together maybe she said, some day things'll be much better baby but i don't believe her and i don't think i need her anymore... i know everything sucks and this won't be the last time you hear me complain.

9) s.r.

what ever happened to suburban rhythm? why did ed and scott quit? please don't go, suburban rhythm all the other bands are just $#!%.

10) skatanic

watchin' you sleep, i'm lookin' in your window, everyday i drive past your house standin' in your front yard, why don't you come out? watchin' you sleep...nowhere to hide, one of these days i'm gonna come inside it must be love, what else could it be? $#&% you $!%&# i love you i'm not crazy! walkin' up to her, now she's walkin' away i just wanna talk to you! maybe she's got better things to do don't be afraid...to feel my touch, don't worry babe i won't hurt you much. it must be love what else could it be? $#&% you $!%&# i love you i'm not crazy! i'm gonna make you love me! i'm gonna make you love me! i'm gonna make you love me! no matter what you say, now here i come.

11) All I Want Is More

why can't she make up her $%&*in' mind i'm just sittin' here wastin' so much time i know it's my fault but it's not my problem anymore... some day, maybe she'll come back to me and i'll say, "why don't you go $%@* yourself!" but everybody's talkin', they know that i'm lyin' she gave me everything...all i want is more... i wrote this song for her. but it won't make up for anything. i know it's too late so why do i wait? it's not my problem anymore... some day, maybe she'll come back to me and i'll say, "why don't you go $%@* yourself!?" but everybody's talkin', they know that i'm lyin' she won't do anything and i'll always wait for her... some day, maybe she'll come back to me and i'll say, "why don't you go $%&* yourself!?" everybody's talkin', they know that i'm lyin' she gave me everything but all i want is more all i want is more all i want is more

12) nothin'

everytime i try so hard i get nothin' (nothin') they say try and you won't fail, i get nothin' (nothin') i did all that i could i got nothin' (nothin') i tried so hard, for nothin' (nothin') i never wanted it that way, guess there was nothin' i could say i don't know what i want. but i know i don't want this i give up, i give in, i know i'm never gonna win i know it's really not your fault i'm gonna blame you anyway you say you're sorry, but i know it won't do no good i give up, i give in, i knowi'm never gonna win. i don't $#&%!# care, i don't $#&%!# care i don't $#&%!# care anymore it's gonna be all right cause i don't $#&%!# care anymore.

13) say "ten"

she's not eatin' bacon, not eatin' sausage, and she won't eat eggs, not eatin' chicken not eatin' turkey, she won't have a steak, but i just can't help feelin' sorry for this poor little lettuce head you know, i can't stop cryin' cause i know this broccoli's dead vegetarian? i'm not a vegetarian, vegetarian...she's a poor little cow, little sheep, little fish how can I sleep? when carrots are bleedin' plants are screamin' and tomatoes cry, you say "it's not so bad, they're only vegetables", that's what you said maybe i'm a murderer, but i'm hungry and they're better off dead. save a plant, eat a cow, i want beef, i want it now! i'm gonna eat it cause it's red! i'm gonna eat it cause it's dead! maybe i should eat it raw let the blood run down my jaw i'd eat people if it was legal, i'd eat people if it was legal!

14) i'll never be

everybody's lookin' at me thought i saw my face on mtv or a magazine that she won't read, stole her heart, but it's not my fault, lookin' at my picture she forgot about her boyfriend, yea. i'll never be...a rock and roll star i'll never be...anything, anything at all, drives me crazy, can't get away, somebody tell me...when do we get paid? everybody's lookin' at me thought by now i'd be on mtv or a magazine like seventeen or rolling stone, and i won't be alone with your money in my pocket and face on your t-shirt yea. i'll never be...a rock and roll star i'll never be...anything, anything at all, drives me crazy, can't get away, but i try and i try and i try and i try every day every day said i'll never be, a rock and roll star i'll never be... anything, anything at all.

15) alternative, baby

well, i see you up on stage and i don't know just what you're sayin', but you're my hero... and a guy just kicked me in the head, a little girl just passed out dead, i'm in between a big jock and a sweaty skinhead but i love you whatever that means...but i don't wanna talk to you, cause i know i'd just say some thing stupid and i know you've got better things to do. hey, little alternative girl don't you wanna be my friend? you know i'm singin' all my songs to you it's all right if you don't understand. maybe i shouldn't be so serious, tellin' you that everything sucks cause i don't wanna bring you down but it never ever works out right, i'm gonna lose, give up the fight, i won't get what i want won't get anything but i love you...whatever that means. and they don't wanna talk to me cause they know what i'll turn out to be, i said i was cool but i can't lie to you (but i do) hey, little alternative girl don't you wanna be my friend? you know i'm singin' all my songs to you it's all right if you don't understand. and i don't wanna start again cause i know it'll be the same in the end i didn't like it the first time anyway.