1. I'm Cool

You know I'm cool when all the guys wanna be my friend. And every little girl here, they all wanna hold my hand. But I stole all of my songs, I'm probably gonna get sued. That's all right, as long as I get screwed. Yea, yea, yea... And maybe you'll come and see us when we get real big. Maybe you'll see us if we ever get another gig, cause there's so many fish in the sea, and they all look like me, I'm just a little tiny fish That's all I'll ever be.

2. Join the Club

Was gonna call my friends and get 'em all together I was gonna go and start a band But everything I wanna do has already been done Why would I wanna go and do it again? Everybody... plays guitar She's so cute (if you know what I mean) She's the cutest little girl, that I've ever seen Maybe she'll like me if I play guitar Maybe she'll like me if I'm the lead singer yea Oh yea! there's so many bands, and we all look the same... I just saw them, up on stage and I don't Remember how good they played He can't sing But I'd pay just to see her face, yea, yea, yea, yea... Everybody's in a band yea, yea, yea Have you heard of my band? oh, ooh, ooh We try to be different But i guess that's nothing new

3. Call You

Got the telephone in my hand, gonna call you up tonight. Planned every word I'll say, I'm gonna do it right. Maybe I'll wait a little longer, maybe I'm not ready yet. Where did I put that number? How could I ever, ever forget? I try but I hang up, every time, to call you girl and make you mine If you pick it up I'll have it made, I'm gonna call you now, I wont be afraid Got the telephone in my hand, cord around my neck. But I'm not really ready to die, maybe I'll give it one more try or maybe I'll call tomorrow, she probably wont be home, maybe I like sitting here, maybe I like being all alone... Everything will be all right, I won't see you tonight, everything will be all right, I know it's not the end of the world, it's just another... little girl. I try but I hang up every time, to call you girl and make you mine can't leave a message, don't know what to say, I don't wanna talk to you anyway.

4. Hate You

Hey, hey everybody! Look who's on TV, look who just got famous don't you know it should have been me... I'm not really bitter, I'm not really mad, I love to see other people get everything I ever wanted to have, I don't really care, how big they get... I hate you, f*%$ you leave me alone! Why cant I be cool like them? I used to have a girlfriend, I treated her so bad, she went out and found another lead singer, maybe she just likes guys in bands. I give up on everything, all my dreams are dead, maybe I'll get a shotgun, and try to blow her right out of my head... everybody says, "How come you ain't made it yet?" I hate you, f*%$ you, leave me alone! Why can't I get my girl back? I knew you wouldn't understand, just what I'm tryin' to do, cause you're not me, and I'm so glad that I am not you... I know it's my problem, there's nothing I can do, but I don't think there is no reason, I don't think there's no excuse for you... well I've learned my lesson, hope you've learned it to, and if they're gonna go and do it to me well I guess I'm gonna have to go and do it to you... I don't really care, how much you cry... I hate you f*%$ you leave me alone I hate you f*%$ you leave me alone!!! why can't anything go my way?

5. I'll Never Be...

Everybody's lookin' at me Thought I saw my face on MTV Or a magazine that she won't read, stole Her heart but it's not my fault, lookin' at My picture she forgot about her boyfriend, yea I'll never be... a rock and roll star I'll never be... anything, anything at all Drives me crazy, can't get away Somebody tell me... when do we get paid? Everybody's lookin' at me Thought by now I'd be on MTV Or a magazine like seventeen or rolling stone And I won't be alone with your Money in my pocket and face on your T-shirt yeah I'll never be... a rock and roll star I'll never be... anything, anything at all Drives me crazy, can't get away But I try and I try and I try and I try Every day Every day Said I'll never be, a rock and roll star I'll never be... anything, anything at all

6. Boyfriend

All the kids down in London, and everybody in New York City, if they listen to that "Alternative", if they're fourteen and lookin' pretty, They want me to be their Boyfriend, they want me to be their Boyfriend... I can take you any place you wanna go, I can show you anything you wanna see, I can be whatever you want me to be, I can be whatever you want me to be... All the girls in the back room, I wont miss 'em when they're gone, don't you know there ain't nobody, you're the only one that turns me on, don't you want me to be your Boyfriend? Don't you want me to be your Boyfriend? I can take you any place you wanna go, I can show you anything you wanna see, I can be whatever you want me to be...

7. fo'head (instrumental)

8. Trendy

Everybody's doin' the fish Yea! yea! yea! Everybody's doin' the fish, yea, yea, yea... It's not so bad bein' trendy Everyone who looks like me is my friend Please don't hate me because I'm trendy They're not gonna laugh at me again Everybody does it Why don't you? Everybody does it... Maybe you should too Cause you don't wanna be left out You wanna be cool It's not so bad bein' trendy Everyone who looks like me is my friend Please don't hate me because I'm trendy (I'm gonna do it because it's trendy) They're not gonna laugh at me again! Everybody's makin' fun of me Cause they say, I'm so trendy Cause I do what others do They'll make fun of me They'll make fun of you I don't wanna be left out... I wanna be cool! (Makin' fun of trendy people is the trendiest thing of all)

9. Skatanic

Watchin' you sleep, I'm lookin' in your window Everyday I drive past your house Standin' in your front yard, why don't you come out? Watchin' you sleep... nowhere to hide One of these days I'm gonna come inside It must be love What else could it be? F*%$ you b*%$# I love you i'm not crazy?! Walkin' up to her, now she's walkin' away I just wanna talk to you! Maybe she's got better things to do Don't be afraid... to feel my touch Don't worry babe I won't hurt you much It must be love What else could it be? F*%$ you b*%$# I love you I'm not crazy I'm gonna make you love me! I'm gonna make you love me! I'm gonna make you love me! No matter what you say, now here I come

10. Why Do All Girls Think They're Fat?

There's a little girl On my mind all the time, there's always one Look what she's done... She drank the tear from my eye, you know I sure hate to lie, why can't you stay here? You know it's so beautiful, man how come all girls think they're fat? Hey, hey, hey she's so pretty Hey, hey, hey my friend Hey, hey, hey I feel stupid... again She said "It's all right, come over tonight, my mom's not home I'm all alone." She took me back to her house She pushes me down on the couch, she said "Now it's all right, we're gonna be good friends cause the kissin' only Leads to the end" Hey, hey, hey she's so pretty Hey, hey, hey my friend Hey, hey, hey I feel stupid...

11. Say "Ten"

She's not eatin' bacon, not eatin' sausage And she won't eat eggs, not eatin' chicken Not eatin' turkey, she won't have a steak But I just can't help feelin' sorry For this poor little lettuce head You know, I can't stop cryin' cause I Know this broccoli's dead Vegetarian, I'm not a vegetarian, vegetarian... she's a Poor little cow, little sheep, little fish How can I sleep? when carrots are bleedin' Plants are screamin' and tomatoes cry You say "It's not so bad, they're only Vegetables", that's what you said Maybe I'm a murderer, but I'm hungry And they're better off dead Save a plant, eat a cow I want beef, I want it now! I'm gonna eat it cause it's red! I'm gonna eat it cause it's dead! Maybe I should eat it raw let the Blood run down my jaw I'd eat people if it was legal I'd eat people if it was legal!

12. I Want Your Girlfriend to Be My Girlfriend Too

There's a little girl I know, you might know her too, she looks so good, she looks so cute, standin next to you. And I don't know what to do... I want your girlfriend to be my, I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend. She's so f*%$in' cute, I wish that she was mine. She's so f*%$in' cute Im gonna lose my mind. I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do ...maybe I could kill you... I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend... cause she's so cute I don't know what to do, maybe she could love me to, I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend.

13. Go Away

She was never what I wanted, I just wanted someone else. Now Im sittin' here alone, I'm sittin' here all by myself and everybody loves me and they want me to be their boyfriend She's the only one for me, I don't want to see her again... why cant she just go away? I cant get her out of my brain. Why cant she just go away? I'd only want her to stay. Why cant she just go away? GO AWAY.

14. Beer

She called me late last night, to say she loved me so It didn't matter anymore, but I say she never cared And that she never will, I'd do it all again I guess I'll have to wait until then If i get drunk well, I'll pass out On the floor now baby You won't bother me no more If you're drinkin' well, you know That you're my friend and I say I think I'll have myself a beer She called me late last night, to say she loved me So..? but I guess he changed her mind Well i should have known it wouldn't be All right, but I can't live without her So i won't even try... Maybe some day, I'll think of what to say Maybe next time I'll remember what to do She looks like heaven, maybe this is hell Said she'd do it all again, she'd promise not to tell! If i get drunk well, I'll pass out On the floor now baby You won't bother me no more (And she said) It's ok boy cause you know We'll be good friends And I say, I think I'll have myself a beer

15. Snoop Dog, Baby

I just couldn't believe it, when I turned on The radio, try to run, try to hide, try to keep it inside They were playin' that song And i thought about her Snoop doggy dog, snoop doggy dog So much trouble in the LBC Livin' without her is gonna drive me crazy... she's so Don't you just wanna kill me, cause you're talkin' behind my back Well I love the band They're a great bunch of guys But lookin' at her brings tears to my eyes I'm watchin' her shake She gonna give a heart attack now, baby Snoop doggy dog, snoop doggy dog Maybe I don't want her back, you know? Maybe I just can't let her go...i 'm so Well I, turn the radio off... I don't want no part, try to make me a big star? I don't wanna be a big star Everybody's mad they wanna kick me in the head Was it somethin' I did, was it somethin' I said? I would try to tell you but I just don't wanna lie It really shouldn't matter but it makes me wanna Cry, I wish I didn't care, I wish I didn't care... But i do. Snoop doggy dog (she said) snoop doggy dog Please don't tell me it'll be ok cause I know I'll never never get my way... And so

16. S. R.

What ever happened to suburban rhythm? Why did Ed and Scott quit? Please don't go, suburban rhythm All the other bands are just s*%$

17. Big F*%$in' Star

Now that Im a big star, what am I gonna do? I'm so bored counting all my money, I sit here and I think of you. It's so easy, its so easy to do. I don't even have to try, I don't even want to try, Why should I waste my precious time? I cant make you love me... but I know you will. I'm such an a**hole, how could you resist? I never meant to let it go to my head, I never thought it would come to this. its me... the a**hole of your dreams. I can't make you love me... but I know you do. I'm so cool, no one wants to talk to me and I'm so cool, no one wants to look at me. I'm so f*%$in' cool, nobody cares at all! IM A BIG F*%$IN STAR OH YEA YEA YEA!

18. F*%$ Yourself

Why can't she make up her f*%$in' mind I'm just sittin' here wastin' so much time I know it's my fault but it's not my problem anymore... Some day, maybe she'll come back to me and I'll say, "why don't you go f*%$ yourself" But everybody's talkin', they know that I'm lyin' She gave me everything... all I want is more... I wrote this song for her. but it won't Make up for anything. I know it's too late So why do I wait? it's not my problem Anymore... Some day, maybe she'll come back to me and I'll say, "why don't you go f*%$ yourself" But everybody's talkin', they know that I'm lyin' She won't do anything and I'll always wait for her... Some day, maybe she'll come back to me and I'll say, "why don't you go f*%$ yourself" Everybody's talkin', they know that I'm lyin' She gave me everything But all I want is more All I want is more All I want is more