Wufei is calling in the radio and asking the DJ to play Michael Jackson's
"Leave Me Alone", dedicated to Duo from Wufei. Then he puts
Duo to sit in the front of the radio, turns it on and leaves, slamming
the door shut behind him.

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team

Wufei is seriously smashed. He has dragged three muscular women's
hockey team members in his room and he's waiting for the door to
squeak open and the familiar grinning face to appear. That would
indicate that Duo still tries to sneak in, like every night. When he
hears the door open, he starts kissing and fondling the girl next to
him. The door closes.

You used to think I was nice
Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist

Duo gives Wufei a big stuffed panda. Wufei yells to Duo that he
doesn't want any damned toys and stabs repeatedly the panda with a
knife. Others look disapprovingly when Duo's face fall. Quatre stays
afterwards to look longingly the murdered bear.

Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car?
That kind of thing is hard to ignore
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

Wufei whistles when walking to open the door. Duo walks in, his
clothes dirty and torn, holding a steeling wheel. In the other hand
he has flowers that he picked and he gives them to Wufei, who is too
stunned to do anything but take them.

I knew that we were having problems when
You put those piranhas in my bathtub again
You're still the light of my life
Oh darling, I'm begging
Won't you put down that knife?

Wufei chases Duo with a sword in both hands, while Duo tries to run
away with a waterproof camera, film full of pictures of Wufei, taking
a shover. Wufei cacthes Duo and raises his sword, when Heero steps
between them and stops the fight. In the background Trowa hands a big
plushy giraffe toy to Quatre, who shrieks with joy.

You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way
You poison my coffee just a little each day

Duo wonders why there is two sugar containers in the table and why
there are words "rat poison" in the other one.

I still remember the way that you laughed
When you pushed me down the elevator shaft

They are on a mission. They had already destroyed the samples in the
laboratories and the only thing to do is blow the place up and get
the hell out of there. The boys had just climbed up the elevator shaft.
Wufei holds Duo a second, looking out for witnesses and kicks Duo
down to the shaft, grinning wildly.

Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra
Doing in my underwear drawer?
Sometimes I get to thinking you don't love me anymore

Duo runs downstairs to thank Wufei for a lovely surprise. When come
to think about it, Duo explains, he had always wanted a pet and a
poisonous snake is just right for him.

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will
You set my house on fire
You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers

All the others go visit Duo in the hospital, where he was admitted
because of several burn marks in his face and hands. Wufei takes the
opportunity to paint Shinigami fuchsia red with lime green stripes.

Oh, you think I'm ugly and you say I'm cheap
You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep
You drilled a hole in my head
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead

Wufei is dragging a suspiciously big black plastic bag out of his
car and in to the drainage ditch when a cough stops him. Trowa has
followed him. He shoots an icy glare to Wufei and carries the
allready moving plastic bag away.

Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all
You never acted this way before
Honey, something tells me you don't love me anymore

Wufei is screaming to Duo: "I DON'T LOVE YOU! DON'T YOU GET IT? I
DON'T LOVE YOU!" Duo just sits with a smile in his face, like he
could not hear Wufei at all.

Oh no no
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

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