You Don't Love Me Anymore by Emmuzka
Duo tries to kiss Wufei in the cheach, but Wufei turns his face away. Duo hops on him and tickles him until he is laying in the floor gasping for air.
We've been together for so long But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong? Seems you don't want me around The passion is gone and the flame's died down
Wufei is calling in the radio and asking the DJ to play Michael Jackson's I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
"Leave Me Alone", dedicated to Duo from Wufei. Then he puts
Duo to sit in the front of the radio, turns it on and leaves,
slamming
the door shut behind him.
Wufei is seriously smashed. He has dragged three muscular women's hockey team members in his room and he's waiting for the door to squeak open and the familiar grinning face to appear. That would indicate that Duo still tries to sneak in, like every night. When he hears the door open, he starts kissing and fondling the girl next to him. The door closes.
You used to think I was nice Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist
Duo gives Wufei a big stuffed panda. Wufei yells to Duo that he doesn't want any damned toys and stabs repeatedly the panda with a knife. Others look disapprovingly when Duo's face fall. Quatre stays afterwards to look longingly the murdered bear.
Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car? That kind of thing is hard to ignore Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore
Wufei whistles when walking to open the door. Duo walks in, his
clothes dirty and torn, holding a steeling wheel. In the other hand
he
has flowers that he picked and he gives them to Wufei, who is too
stunned to do anything but take them.
I knew that we were having problems when
You put those piranhas in my bathtub again
You're still the light of my life
Oh darling, I'm begging
Won't you put down that knife?
Wufei chases Duo with a sword in both hands, while Duo tries to run away with a waterproof camera, film full of pictures of Wufei, taking a shover. Wufei cacthes Duo and raises his sword, when Heero steps between them and stops the fight. In the background Trowa hands a big plushy giraffe toy to Quatre, who shrieks with joy.
You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way You poison my coffee just a little each day
Duo wonders why there is two sugar containers in the table and why there are words "rat poison" in the other one.
I still remember the way that you laughed When you pushed me down the elevator shaft
They are on a mission. They had already destroyed the samples in the laboratories and the only thing to do is blow the place up and get the hell out of there. The boys had just climbed up the elevator shaft. Wufei holds Duo a second, looking out for witnesses and kicks Duo down to the shaft, grinning wildly.
Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra Doing in my underwear drawer? Sometimes I get to thinking you don't love me anymore
Duo runs downstairs to thank Wufei for a lovely surprise. When come to think about it, Duo explains, he had always wanted a pet and a poisonous snake is just right for him.
You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will You set my house on fire You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers
All the others go visit Duo in the hospital, where he was admitted because of several burn marks in his face and hands. Wufei takes the opportunity to paint Shinigami fuchsia red with lime green stripes.
Oh, you think I'm ugly and you say I'm cheap You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep You drilled a hole in my head Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead
Wufei is dragging a suspiciously big black plastic bag out of his car and in to the drainage ditch when a cough stops him. Trowa has followed him. He shoots an icy glare to Wufei and carries the allready moving plastic bag away.
Wufei is screaming to Duo: "I DON'T LOVE YOU! DON'T YOU GET IT? I DON'T LOVE YOU!" Duo just sits with a smile in his face, like he could not hear Wufei at all.
Oh no no Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore