| My Weird Humor |
| I'm currently thinking of new topics for my next big book. (Next, you say? Yes, next. After all, there was that children's book that I wrote when I was...err..six OK, so it didn't get that must exposure, but it was good!) This is what I have so far: 1.Deeply Disturbing: My Experience as a Resident Assistant at a Women's College 2. Unrequited Love: An Epic Poem 3. Who Needs to Read?: Confessions of a Graduate Student 4. Don't Let the Baton Rust: Careers for Former High School Majorettes 5. Catholicism: the Ultimate Guilt Trip 6. The Insomniac's Guide to Bad Television 7. Coffee: Adrenaline of a Generation 8. When Domino's Comes to Call: The Secret World of Tipping 9. The Zen of Procrastination 10. My Life as Sparky: Tales from Arsonists Anonymous 11. The Toilet: a How-to Guide |
| A Writing Career?? |