| My name is Emma Louie Alice Jones, a bit of a mouthful, but 3 aunties all wanted me to be called after them, and this was the result. I was born on 02-02-1955 in Belfast, Northern Ireland. I lived in Belfast until I was 22. I studied psychology at the Queen's University of Belfast - www.qub.ac.uk and graduated in 1977. Before that I started to travel around a little in the holidays. I spent the summer of 1974 in Copenhagen, and the summers of 1975 and 1976 in Amstedam. Amsterdam facinated me and the troubles in Belfast were getting to be an increasing� pain in the backside, so I emigrated after my graduation. Worked for 3 years as a cook in Amsterdam Central Station, then married and had 2 kids, Elaine and Martin.I was married twice - but am single again now. My job? Have had about 25 jobs in the last 6 of 7 years - varying from barmaid to secretary. My hobbies are: Anything at all to do with computers.I use the chatprogrammes ICQ and Yahoo Messenger a lot.Webcams and phoning via the internet. I love to meet new people. Other hobbies are reading and my pet cats. |
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| HOW MUCH MONEY HAVE WE LOST TODAY? |
| I have a love hate relationship with my 'puter |
| and with win -shit xp - really pisses me off at times |
| had enough yet - you want to piss off as well? |
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| what ever gave you that idea? |
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| CLICK ON BILL FOR A DEMONSTRATION OF WINDOWS! |
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| WIN SHIT XP |
| OFFICE SHIT XP |
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| ONZIN.NL the most unbelievable collection of bullshit ->> |
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| DO NOT CLICK SKELETON! |
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| ICQ ADDICTION? |
| MURPHY'S LAW |
| ANYTHING THAT CAN GO WRONG WILL GO WRONG ETC |
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| STOCK MARKET INFORMATION |
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| (probably online as usual - so what?) |
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| CLICK HERE FOR SOME OF THE STUPIDEST SOUNDS ON THE NET! |
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| Murphy' s Law and other stuff |
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| (probably online as usual - so what?) |
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| Welllll.... sometimes it works..... |
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| HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT BUSY... CLICK CLOWN FOR FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS |
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| choose your vice! |
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