Well I have to admit, in all my sadness "fashionably late" wasn't a part of my dictionary that night, so instead I arrived on time.. yay me, thus allowing a wonderful viewpoint on the entire night.
Well, Will was drunk before anyone even arrived (how rude) and I asked him to pour me a drink - champagne of course for his favourite girl (that's me by the way). Please note after this I drank the entire bottle (and some vodka) and thus all the following events were seen through blurred eyes.
Toward the beginning I find out that it is a joint party, sorry Caney!
So I aim to avoid Jasper, and seeing as all his friends reportedly hate me, I go for the vodka. Dom and I converse lightly, though luckily Zak arrives so I leech off him for a while, and then Aran arrives some time later. So yeah, people get drunk and stuff.. and I realise my limits and begin drinking vast amounts of water (no I wasn't pissing THAT much I just needed the 'refreshment' of ye olde tap water) Somewhere about now Will and I share a private lil' moment that I'm sure he shared with everyone else, woman AND man. Err.. then most amusing moment of the night - The Ben moment. *ROFL in advance of this.* So yeah, I wander outside to fag central, (that's the smokers, not the homosexuals) and there's Ben, (whom is known to despise my very existance) "EMMA!" he shouts, and by his drunken stupor we can tell that he is either A) Drunk, B) Off his face on some drug(s) C) All of the above.
At some point in this conversation he tries to kiss me. (ROFL) I love drunk people. Don't worry Ben I won't reveal what you said to me, you're "secrets" are safe ;P. And yes Ben, we will hold this against you forever more - bahahaha. Anyways, back to the inside central-ness, I shout at Jasper as he tries to approach me. Note that at this point there are a large amount of womenfolk dancing (poorly?) and Will is amongst them along with Elliott.
At some point I pour my water over Zak's rather wonderful ruffley shirt, thus causing Dom to pour his beer over him at a later time - much hilarity ensues.
Now I would like to apologise to Amy and Jo for forgetting their names, although I genuinely did know them, also to Dom for forgetting what 'Dom' is an abbreviation for. Also to Zak for mocking the mighty shirt. Though not for mocking the camp-as bandana. I would also like to apologise to Loz for molesting him and somewhat inappropriately holding his drunken hand.
Sorry!
Toward the end me and the almighty Dom tried to find the swings, and instead ended up huddling in the cold as we couldn't quite remember how to have a secret chat inside.
Anyone who ripped the piss out of my tin foil covered mess - you can all die!
Anyone who didn't dress up - you are skum. Anyone who didn't come - you missed out (ehem Rob)
If more comes to me I'll add it at a later date. Though chances are it won't, those brain cells died for a reason.