Alan Story - Why does he keep ringing me?!? Far too relaxed to be a parent
Anna - Dedicated and smart and a really nice person. Released a book! <3 John
Angela - Stoner. Snooker. Ceri's lover. Still dating her violent boyfriend. Fool.
Aran - RA2. Likes to insult Charlotte. Knows too much. Tent? EW. <3 Frubi
B
Beardo - WHERE'S THE BEARD?!
Ben - Loud, Rude and frankly hillarious
Ben - He'll never remember the time he got wasted haha
Bex - She's a quicker cleaner than me. Drinks too much, giggles obsessively. <3 Surfer
Brendan - He's the ugly one after all! Nurses outfit eh? Stoner. Emma the boy!
C
Cathy - THE MOST AMAZING HAIR EVER! <3 George
Ceri - Why! Still as freaky as ever so I hear. Spock's cock. Library!
Chan - Stylish, sassy and always good hair. "It's a bloke! ... I think..."
Charlotte - Is she from Morocco? </3 Aran
Chazlet - Still Aunty Pubes. Still aceZ0r.
Claire - STILL dating Dutton. Still a rock chick! Glow stixx <3 Jam
Clare - Beats Taylor hands down! I aspire to be like her. Great dinner parties, she likes it raw and bloody ;)
Colin - C*nt.
D
Dave TR - Abe? The worst/best barman ever. Not too sure about him.
Dee - She spends too long on her hair. Always has preeety nails. Compulsive Cheat! Crap at bowling though aha! <3 Borat
Dom - QUEEN. Always scores 6 at darts. Slightly better at pool though (well mini pool) excellent artist and promising blu-tac sculpturer.
E
Elliott - Likes his shots. Sexuality in question. (who is this?)
Elliot - Dr ******, drums for England. DICTIONARY!
F
Frubi - Still loves SG1. Still traumatised by Mercer's lack of shaving. <3 Aran
G
Graeme - Legend. I still saw him in the shower. I love you Graeme, like I love herpes.
H
Hayley - Obessed with Good Charlotte and makeup. <3 Benji
Helen - <3 Tom
Helen - <3 Tom
J
James - HBT
James Dutton - Unhealthy facination with Gomez. <3 Claire
Jasper - HULK SMASH! "You're a hottie, definetely definetely a hottie." NEGATORY!
JLS - Good with his hands... when on the computer! Sickos.. Slave to the wage
K
Katy - Slam champ. Lightweight - passed out twice. Bless her lil' heart tho. <3
L
Lol - 1969 Mk Cortina. Whatta Lege! Got evicted, poor soul.
Lucy - Stoner. Good clothes and good music, and essentially a good person. <3
M
Mark - Sweat pants.
Moe - So lovely, how I miss his leather...
O
Ollie - Has a loverly girlfriend. Don't really know that much about him <3 Rachel
R
Rachel - Better than me at everything. Oh yeah.. moooooo! <3 Ollie
Rob - Still gnarly. Big beard. Shouts alot <3 Gem
Rlosie - A leen-waster. Redz0r <3 Stuart
Roofi - Addicted to passive smoking. Completely Ace girl. Bursts out of corsets.
S
Sophie - Mind her nails! Too posh for my liking. She needs to delete 2 of her names.
Steve - Bit of a gay really, looks like someone.. haha!
T
Tim - Like Moe but cuter. Storm bit up his frisbee :S 1/3 of the Chestfield Crew
Tommy G - British Gas employee. Double thumbs. Still doesn't know who I am. Despite my constant stalking.
Tom H - Hates me/Doesn't acknowledge my existance anymore. Mini obsessive.
V
Vonie - NOBODY LIKES YOU!!! D) All of the above! <3 Manda
W
Will - Likes musicals and breasts. Spends too much time w*nking. Would love to be magical Trevor/Ron Jeremy.
Z
Zak - The male version of me plus hormones. Has too much fun with babybell wax.