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My Life Story |
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Born on the 28th January 1987 to two absolutely delighted parents! (I think they had too much gas and air). Born with a full head of dark hair and dribble oozing out of my mouth. Lovely |
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2 Years later I'd gone blonde, and been joined by Harry Hill... no it's my lil' sis Hayley |
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Born with that ability to just make people laugh, I peeled off the "Mr Blobby" face on my sisters birthday cake and then applied it to my own. Look how prowd daddy is... ok.. ashamed... |
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Always so gifted with a great sense of fashion and posing... ok, I'm still as gawmless now. |
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Always loved animals, poor Sophie, she's being used like a stuffed toy.. I wondered why she never liked me.. Again with the great fashion sense! |
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Anyways.. I grew up BLAH BLAH BLAH... and also grew OUT (I got fat ok?!) around the end of year 8, due to a chronic addiction to coke (cola). As shown here... EW. |
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More story thissaaaway |
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