| miss kitten regrets ...she's unable to lunch today. because the following things have ruined her hearty appetite. |
"Curious" George W. Bush Visits "Foxy" Vicente Fox At His Ranch In Mexico! And in the "just folks" style that helped my boyfriend [seriously, he is incredibly sexy. I didn't think so either until a speaking engagement he did in Tijuana during his campaign last year. What a tiger! Gerroow!] Vicente win the election, his mother presented Dubya with a big ol' plate of cookies. Dubya in turn gave Mrs. Fox... a framed photo of Laura and himself. Rumors that he handed it over saying, "Me el big hombre de America!" are unfounded but not unlikely. I also don't know whether it's true that he said, "You know, I can get you a shitload of Mexicans to plow this land for you... cheap!" Fat One From Boy Band Wears Misfits Shirt In National Magazine! I'm sorry... I guess his name is Joey FATTONE. My mistake. I knew something was horribly awry when I saw him in Entertainment Weekly sporting that old familiar white skull on a black background. Dear God! If Glenn Danzig were dead, surely he'd be rolling over in his grave. In fact, I can't believe he hasn't gone over to Fat One's house to kick his pansy ass. Danzig should call up Rollins, too. Together they could take Fat One and all his prettyboy friends! Fire! Fire!! Julia Roberts Still America's Sweetheart! Boy, what a surprise! I've always been suspicious of her, and that's a no-brainer, but after being present at an event honoring Bruce Willis at which she was the featured guest, my suspicions were confirmed. Long before the actual evening, she gave the people running the event a headache with her back-and-forth, "maybe-I'll-do-it, maybe-I-won't" shenanigans. She showed up in a suit, when it was a formal event. She further tried the sanity of the event coordinators by changing her mind various times as to whether or not she'd take any "official" photographs with Willis and the award. Then she got up and bitched about having to fly out from the East Coast, and that she made Joe Roth buy her that damn suit so she'd do it. Classy, all the way. With a capital K. See how well that all combines with her stupendous acting talent? No wonder everyone loves her! |